ROBIN HOOD WITHOUT...ROBIN?

[grey_mills]

OKAY, I COULDN'T HOLD OFF ANY LONGER WITH MY GUY MACROS, SO SORRY IF YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THEM ALREADY, BUT YOU'RE GONNA BE SEEING MORE.

DON'T WORRY; I HAVEN'T FORGOT THAT THE SHOW'S CALLED 'ROBIN HOOD'. I'M MERELY WORKING OFF THAT SUB-SHOW CALLED 'THE WILD ADVENTURES OF GUY OF GISBORNE' THAT THE BBC DECIDED NOT TO SHOW AT THE LAST MINUTE.

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[aoxelfrieda]

SO BRILLIANT! I ESPECIALLY LOVE THE ONE WHERE GUY TRICKS ROBIN INTO MARRYING AN OLD LADY SO HE CAN SEX UP MAZ FROM BEHIND. WAIT, WASN'T THAT, LIKE, A REAL EPISODE? NO, JUST IN MY MIND, IT SEEMS . . .

[grey_mills]

WELL, IT MIGHT AS WELL HAVE BEEN A REAL EPISODE; IT'S CRAZY ENOUGH TO BE ONE! IT WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME GUY AND ROBIN HAD A TUFFLE OVER WHO GETS WHAT.

THEY'RE ALMOST LIKE LITTLE BOYS FIGHTING OVER A STICK OF CANDY OR SOMETHING.

[aceofhadeon]

THEY DO INDEED ACT LIKE A COUPLE LITTLE BOYS! IF CANDYBARS HAD BEEN AROUND BACK THEN, YOU BET THEY'D BE FIGHTING OVER 'EM. AS IT IS, CANDY WOULD BE BETTER THAN MAZ IMO. CANDY IS ALWAYS LOVING AND CARING AND SWEEEEET.

[grey_mills]

YEAH, AND DOESN'T TRY TO STEAL YOUR MONEY OR PUNCH YOU AT THE ALTAR.

OH, GUY... YOU SHOULD HAVE SOOOO STUCK WITH THE CANDYBAR.

[aceofhadeon]

OR KICK YOU IN THE FACE OR CROTCH. CANDYBARS ARE ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU, READY TO COMFORT YOU IN YOUR TIMES OF DEEPEST NEED.

HAHA! NOW I'M PICTURING MAZ IN THE WEDDING DRESS, BUT THERE'S A SNICKERS BAR FOR HER FACE! ROFL!

[grey_mills]

WE'VE GOT TO GET PHADRIA TO 'SHOP THAT. SHE'S THE VEIL LADY AROUND HERE.

BESIDES, I THINK GUY WOULD HAVE BENEFITTED FROM SOME CHOCOLATE SO MUCH MORE THAN SOME SILLY BINT LIKE MARIAN (MAY SHE REST IN PEACE). DIAMONDS MIGHT BE A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND, BUT YOU CAN NEVER BEAT A BAR OF SOMETHING YUMMY AND SWEET IF YOU'RE A BIG, TOUGH FELLA WHO HAS TO BE IN THE SADDLE ALL DAY LONG.

(I SHOULD BE AN ADVERTISING AGENT FOR SNICKERS BARS.)

[aceofhadeon]

VEIL!SNICKERS SOUNDS RIGHT UP HER ALLEY!

INDEED. IT WOULD HAVE SOOTHED HIS FRAZZLED NERVES AND MAYBE EVENED OUT HIS TEMPER A BIT. NOTHIN' LIKE A CANDYBAR TO CHILL OUT WITH AFTER A HARD DAY OF RIDING AROUND LOOKING FOR OUTLAWS AND GETTING YELLED AT BY A TROLL. I WONDER IF CANDY WOULD HAVE CALMED VASEY OR JUST MADE HIM WORSE? THE CANDYBARS SHOULD JUST STAY WITH GUY, I THINK.

I WOULD BUY ANYTHING GUY ADVERTISED. YOU COULD WRITE UP THE AD, AND GUY COULD BE THE, ER, VISUALS.

[grey_mills]

VASEY WOULD HAVE GONE COMPLETELY HYPER ON CANDY - NOT A GOOD THING, I ASSURE YOU. I THINK LIQUORICE IS MUCH BETTER FOR HIM.

I WOULD BUY ANYTHING GUY ADVERTISED.
SO WOULD I, EVEN IF IT WAS A MANUAL HOOVER THAT REQUIRED YOU TO USE PUMPS TO CREATE A MINI VORTEX (OR HOWEVER THE HELL HOOVERS SUCK STUFF UP). AND THE IDEA OF GUY ADVERTISING SNICKERS IS VERY TEMPTING...

[aceofhadeon]

OOH, YES, HE'D BE DANCING AROUND AND THROWING THINGS MORE THAN USUAL. NOT GOOD.

HE COULD ADVERTISE A WATERBED MADE OF CHICKENWIRE AND I'D BUY IT.

*COUGHPHOTOSHOP SNICKERS GUY ADCOUGH*

[grey_mills]

A WATERBED MADE OF CHICKENWIRE
WOW. NOW THAT DOES SOUND PRACTICAL. I MIGHT JUST HAVE TO GET ONE.

AND I'LL SLEEP ON IT, SINCE IT'S GETTING LATE (OR MAYBE, EARLY?) HERE. I'LL HAVE TO BID THEE GOOD NIGHT FOR NOW AND PERHAPS I SHALL BRING THEE A GUYGIFT ON THE MORROW.

[aceofhadeon]

OH, THEY'RE GREAT INVENTIONS. SO COMFORTABLE!

GUYGIFT, YAY! THAT'S THE BEST KIND. OK, GNIGHT, SLEEP TIGHT ON YOUR NON CHICKENWIRE BED.

[grey_mills]

I SHALL HAVE TO PURCHASE A CHICKENWIRE BED IMMEDIATELY. I WON'T BE ABLE TO SLEEP OTHERWISE.

G'NIGHT!

[thymelady]

AND NOW I'M PICTURING GUY AND ROBIN FIST FIGHTING OVER A LARGE STACK OF CANDYBARS. WHILE THEY ARE BUSY, A PMS-RIDDEN NIGHTWATCHMAN STEALS ALL THE CHOCOLATE... THANK YOU FOR THAT! :-)

[aceofhadeon]

THAT WOULD HAVE MADE A BETTER EP THAN, OH, I DUNNO, HALF OF THE REAL EPS.