MORE PJ AND SOME XENA CROSSOVERS

[aoxelfrieda]

ATTENTION LOYAL SUBJECTS

YOUR KING HATH COMMISSIONED THIS EXQUISITE TAPESTRY FOR THE PLEASURE OF YOUR EYEN:

Comments

[bookishy]

THANK GOD. I THOUGHT NO ONE WAS GOING TO EVER DO THIS!

[phadria]

AH... I KIND OF HAD... I JUST THOUGHT THE WORLD WASTNT READY
BUT APPARANTLY YOU ALL ARE SO:

[aoxelfrieda]

HAHAHA AWESOME! NO WAY, YOU TOTES SHOULD HAVE POSTED THESE!

[aceofhadeon]

THE WORLD IS ALWAYS READY SOONER THAN ANYONE EXPECTS. (HMMM, I SHOULD REALLY COPYRIGHT THAT LINE.)

THE BOTTOM ONE I MY FAVE. IT'S KINDA SAD HOW WELL XENA'S BODY FITS HIM. ALL THAT LEATHER IS GREAT TOO. HE LOOKS EVEN BETTER WITH REALLY LONG HAIR.

[snowystingray]

EXCELLENT CHARACTER CHOICES. GIVEN THE HISTORY BETWEEN XENA AND ARES THIS ALSO ADDS AN EXTRA LEVEL OF GIZCEST (AS IF WE NEEDED ANY MORE LEVELS TO THAT, BUT... WELL. THERE YOU GO). I WONDER WHO SHOULD BE JOXER, THOUGH? MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS MUCH BUT NOW I'M KIND OF LEANING TOWARDS ROBIN DUE TO 1) PIEFACE AND 2) INEFFECTUAL HERO PERSISTENTLY BUT FUTILELY WOOING MARIELLE.

[aoxelfrieda]

OOOH YES, JOXER! HE WOULD BE RIGHT AT HOME HERE AT CAPSLOCKSLEY!

[haecvir]

BOBBIN IS DEFINITELY JOXER, WASN'T JOXER'S BROTHER PRINCE OF THIEVES AND KNEW STUFF FROM THE ORIENT OR SOMETHING? I DON'T THINK ARCHER IS AWESOME ENOUGH TO BE EQUATED BY A CHARACTER PLAYED BY BRUCE CAMBELL THOUGH.

[aoxelfrieda]

NO, JOXER'S BROTHER WAS AN ASSASSIN WHO BRIEFLY WORKED WITH AUTOLYCUS (BRUCE CAMPBELL). BUT STILL.

[haecvir]

VAIZEY/CAESAR AND ARES!GUY/CUPID ARE MY NEW OTPS PRETEND THERE'S NO INCEST IN THAT SECOND ONE

[aoxelfrieda]

OMG SO MANY BRILLIANT IDEAS . . . THERE WILL DEF BE MORE MANIPS ALONE THOSE LINES

[haecvir]

OH BOY OH BOY (PRETEND THIS ICON IS SMILING WHILE DOING THE DANCE)

[andlooknorth]

MY BEST FRIEND IS OBSESSED WITH XENA, AND USED TO WATCH RH. I SHOULD SEND HER THESE FABULOUS PORTRAITS

AND LOL AT ROBYN HODE'S BANDE OF OUTLAWES USING SPIRIT FINGRES UPON OURE DER KYNGE JOHNN, AND HYS DISMYSAL OF THEYR LAMYTUDE

(GOD I FEEL SO RETARDED TRYING TO TYPE ALL OLD-ENGLISHY)

[aoxelfrieda]

YET YOU DO IT SO WELL. YES, THE MORE PPL WE CAN BRING TO THE DARK SIDE(TM), THE BETTER!

[andlooknorth]

I'VE BEEN READING THE ORIGINAL RH BALLADS, SO THAT HELPS I GUESS

IMAGINE A CAPSLOCK_HOOD WHERE EVERYONE SPOKE IN OLD ENGLISH

[aoxelfrieda]

IN SOOTH, 'TWOULD BE A THYNGE MOSTE DELYTEFULL!

[aceofhadeon]

DED AND SPIRT FINGRES JUST MAKE THAT TAPESTRY. THE OTHER WORDS MAKE MY BRAIN HURT. UHG, NO WONDER THE PEASANTS DIDN'T LEARN TO READ BACK THEN - WHO WOULD WANNA PLOW THROUGH THAT?

O.M.G. GUY IS PERFECT AS ARES! EVEN HAS LEATHER PANTS AND A MASSIVE SWORD! IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER, I'D SAY IT WAS GUY IN A DIFFERENT COSTUME.

MAZABELLENA! YES! IS ISABENA TRYING TO NET MARIELLE IN THAT SACK THING? MAZ LOOKS GOOD BLOND.

[aoxelfrieda]

O.M.G. GUY IS PERFECT AS ARES! EVEN HAS LEATHER PANTS AND A MASSIVE SWORD! IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER, I'D SAY IT WAS GUY IN A DIFFERENT COSTUME.
IKR?? I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T DO IT BEFORE.

IS ISABENA TRYING TO NET MARIELLE IN THAT SACK THING?
IT'S A KITE.

[aceofhadeon]

SHE'S TRYING TO CAPTURE HER IN A KITE? SO...SHE WANTS TO REENACT THE PARASAILING STUNT OF ROB'S? ADMIRABLE. NO WONDER MAZ DOESN'T WANNA DO IT.

[aoxelfrieda]

NONONO. THEY ARE TRYING TO USE THE KITE TO CATCH A FISH WHICH THEY WILL THEN FLING INTO THE SKY ALONG WITH THE NORTH STAR WHICH IS REALLY JUST A HUGE DIAMOND THAT APHRODITE STOLE. I'M NOT MAKING THIS UP.