CRACK!PAIRING FIC CHALLENGE!!!!!!

[an_lagat_glas]

OKAY. RULES ARE

Comments

[starbuck_a_dale]

[an_lagat_glas]

ILU.

[an_lagat_glas]

THE NIGHT THAT GUY BURNT DOWN MARIAN'S HOUSE, MARIAN WAS SITTING IN HER NEW ROOM IN THE CASTLE, LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW AND CRYING A LITTLE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THE DOOR BURST OPEN AND THERE WAS VAYSEY. HIS GAZE SEEMED TO BURN HER FROM ACROSS THE ROOM. HE SHUT THE DOOR AND LOCKED IT. MARIAN'S HEART BEGAN TO POUND.

"LADY MARIAN, THERE'S MORE THAN ONE REASON YOU WERE BROUGHT TO THE CASTLE."

"WH-WHAT'S THAT?" MARIAN ASKED, HER THROAT SUDDENLY DRY.

VAYSEY REACHED FOR THE EDGES OF HIS JACKET. BUT INESTEAD OF THROWING IT OFF HIS BODY, HE TOOK OUT SOMETHING FROM THE INNER POCKET. IT WAS TWO PIECES OF PARCHMENT, EACH WITH A BUNCH OF SMALL SQUARES OF COLORS.

"I DESPERATELY NEED YOUR OPINION. AM I AN AUTUMN OR A WINTER?"

[robinfanatic]

WONDERFUL!! GREAT JOB!

[starbuck_a_dale]

NO I LIKE IT. THAT MAN IS A FUCKING SHOWOFF. AND THAT WOMAN IS BLOODY MENTAL. SHE PLAYED EXACTLY THE SAME CHARACTER IN DOCTOR WHO, DO YOU REMEMBER?

[an_lagat_glas]

WAIT WHICH CRAZY MUM OF DEAD SON? ARE THERE MORE THAN ROY'S MUM?

[an_lagat_glas]

MUCH/DUCK

[thedoingofit]

THIS THIS THIS.

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHERE MY BRAIN GOES, IT IS VERY ODD

[lalumena]

WHEN MUCH WAS A SMALL BOY HE USED TO HAVE TROUBLE SLEEPING AT NIGHT. HIS MUM TOLD HIM THE SCRATCHING HE HEARD OUTSIDE AT NIGHT WAS JUST TREES. OR A WANDERING PIG. JOSEPH-NEXT-HUT-ALONG SAID IT WAS NEITHER.

"A BIG GIANT RAT," HE SAID. "A REALLY GIANT RAT."
"NO," SAID MUCH, ONLY BELIEVING HIM A LITTLE BIT, "NO, YOU'RE LYING."
"YEAH," SAID JOSEPH."YEAH."

WHEN MUCH TOLD HIS MUM, SHE LOOKED VERY WORRIED. SHE WHISPERED TO HIS DAD FOR QUITE A LONG TIME. MUCH HAD TIME TO GO TO THE EDGE OF THE FOREST AND BACK, TWICE.

TWO DAYS LATER, MUCH'S MUM GAVE HIM A DUCK. AND IT PROTECTED HIM FOREVER AFTER, UNTIL IT DIED. AND HE NEVER FORGOT HIS DUCKY, NOT EVER, NEVER.

Re: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHERE MY BRAIN GOES, IT IS VERY ODD

[an_lagat_glas]

HAHAHAHAHA

[an_lagat_glas]

DJAQ/TUCK.

BECAUSE DISTANCE AND NEVER MEETING ARE NO OBSTACLES FOR TRUE LOVE!!

[starbuck_a_dale]

WELL THEY CAN BOTH WRITE. MAYBE IT CAN BE IN THE STYLE OF DCWASH'S "DEAR CARTER" AND THEY CAN HAVE HAWT-TEXT SEX (LITERALLY) BEHIND WILL'S BACK. I LIKE THE IDEA OF HIM BEING CUCKOLDED ON PAPER

[dcwash]

MARIAN/THORNTON

[curlybeach]

OMG LOL.

CREEPY, CREEPY WIN.

[lalumena]

BETTER THAN IN HIS MILL, I SUPPOSE.