I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHERE MY BRAIN GOES, IT IS VERY ODDlalumenaMarch 26 2009, 10:19:21 UTC
WHEN MUCH WAS A SMALL BOY HE USED TO HAVE TROUBLE SLEEPING AT NIGHT. HIS MUM TOLD HIM THE SCRATCHING HE HEARD OUTSIDE AT NIGHT WAS JUST TREES. OR A WANDERING PIG. JOSEPH-NEXT-HUT-ALONG SAID IT WAS NEITHER.
"A BIG GIANT RAT," HE SAID. "A REALLY GIANT RAT." "NO," SAID MUCH, ONLY BELIEVING HIM A LITTLE BIT, "NO, YOU'RE LYING." "YEAH," SAID JOSEPH."YEAH."
WHEN MUCH TOLD HIS MUM, SHE LOOKED VERY WORRIED. SHE WHISPERED TO HIS DAD FOR QUITE A LONG TIME. MUCH HAD TIME TO GO TO THE EDGE OF THE FOREST AND BACK, TWICE.
TWO DAYS LATER, MUCH'S MUM GAVE HIM A DUCK. AND IT PROTECTED HIM FOREVER AFTER, UNTIL IT DIED. AND HE NEVER FORGOT HIS DUCKY, NOT EVER, NEVER.
I STARTED WRITING IT JUST AFTER YOU POSTED THE PAIRING, BUT IT WAS JUST TOO.. ODD. AT FIRST I HAD WRITTEN HIM COOKING RATHER THAN ACQUIRING THE DUCK, BUT TRYING TO DESCRIBE BUTCHERING, COOKING, AND EATING A DUCK AND ATTEMPTING TO MAKE IT SOUND SEXY GROSSED ME OUT WAY TOO MUCH.
MUCH: "... SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS, IF SHE'S A DUCK, THEN SHE'S A WITCH?" ALLAN: "NO, IDIOT, IF SHE WEIGHS THE SAME AS A DUCK." MUCH: "OH. WELL, THAT MAKES MORE SENSE. I THINK..."
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"A BIG GIANT RAT," HE SAID. "A REALLY GIANT RAT."
"NO," SAID MUCH, ONLY BELIEVING HIM A LITTLE BIT, "NO, YOU'RE LYING."
"YEAH," SAID JOSEPH."YEAH."
WHEN MUCH TOLD HIS MUM, SHE LOOKED VERY WORRIED. SHE WHISPERED TO HIS DAD FOR QUITE A LONG TIME. MUCH HAD TIME TO GO TO THE EDGE OF THE FOREST AND BACK, TWICE.
TWO DAYS LATER, MUCH'S MUM GAVE HIM A DUCK. AND IT PROTECTED HIM FOREVER AFTER, UNTIL IT DIED. AND HE NEVER FORGOT HIS DUCKY, NOT EVER, NEVER.
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ALLAN: "NO, IDIOT, IF SHE WEIGHS THE SAME AS A DUCK."
MUCH: "OH. WELL, THAT MAKES MORE SENSE. I THINK..."
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