Comments | capslock_hood: I'M BORED. ENTERTAIN ME.

evewithanapple in capslock_hood

I'M BORED. ENTERTAIN ME.

Feb 15, 2010 23:08

OKAY SO I'M SUPPOSED TO BE WRITING AN ESSAY ABOUT WHY YOU SHOULD GIVE MONEY TO HOMELESS PEOPLE, BUT I'M BLOCKED AND BORED. CLEARLY THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO REMEDY THIS.

( CUT FOR [LITERAL] SPARKLIES )

where are the lesbians?, look what boredom has made me do, what is this i don't even, viorica is your eccentric cousin

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evewithanapple February 16 2010, 04:22:54 UTC

ALAS, THERE ARE VERY FEW FEMMESLASH ICONS ON THE INTERWEBS (THAT I CAN FIND) AND MOST OF THEM ARE OF STUPID "THE L WORD." BLEH.

phadria February 16 2010, 12:36:41 UTC

AHEM

allan_of_dale February 16 2010, 13:30:34 UTC

WHICH ONE LINK ME

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queerlyobscure February 16 2010, 04:26:51 UTC

IT OCCURS TO ME THAT YOUR ESSAY SHOULD BE MOSTLY ABOUT ROBIN HOOD ANYWAY. HE SEEMED TO THINK THAT GIVING MONEY TO THE HOMELESS WAS A GOOD IDEA.

I WISH TO KNOW WHY THERE ISN'T MORE MAZABELLA. WHO CARES ABOUT THE DAMED TIMELINE.

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queerlyobscure February 16 2010, 04:41:21 UTC

(OK I AM JUST SERIOUSLY BEHIND ON A LOT OF OTHER WORK BUT I WILL PUT "MARIAN AND ISABELLA SEX FIC" ON MY TO-DO LIST)

&hearts

allan_of_dale February 16 2010, 13:30:55 UTC

THAT LOOKS A LITTLE FAIL-Y TO ME BB

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ONE-LINE PORN FOR LAZY PEOPLE snowystingray February 16 2010, 04:30:51 UTC

"OH, MY LORD SHERIFF!" PANTED MEG. "THIS IS NOT QUITE WHAT I MEANT WHEN I ASKED YOU TO 'SHOW ME THE ROPES' IN RUNNING THE CASTLE...!"

~~TO BE CONTINUED~~ (PROBABLY NOT)

Re: ONE-LINE PORN FOR LAZY PEOPLE evewithanapple February 16 2010, 04:34:28 UTC

UNF.

(BUT IT'S NOT LIKE SHE'S COMPLAINING OR ANYTHING. I MEAN, WHO WOULD?)

Re: ONE-LINE PORN FOR LAZY PEOPLE thymelady February 16 2010, 11:22:51 UTC

"OH MY LADY SHERIFF - HOW QUICKLY YOU UNTIE THE STRINGS OF MY BODICE!" MEG GASPED.

"IT TAKES A WOMAN'S LOVING HAND TO KNOW SUCH THINGS," ISABELLA WHISPERED. "NOW, MY PET - HOW ABOUT KISSING IN FRONT OF MY BROTHER WHO SITS BEHIND THE BARS, LOOKING FORLORN?" SHE ADDED WITH A SAUCY SMILE.

an_lagat_glas February 16 2010, 05:16:06 UTC

I WROTE SOME MAZABELLA BUT IT'S NOT VERY STEAMY. THIS SHOULD BE RECTIFIED.

OH AND UNSENTIMENTALF WROTE SOME ISABELLA/KATE BUT IT'S V. DARK. (NOT THAT THAT MAKES IT BAD, IT'S JUST NOT SPARKLY HEARTS)

endcredits February 16 2010, 07:16:13 UTC

WAITWAITWAIT-THERE IS MAZABELLA WRITTEN BY YOUR FAIR HAND? *KICKS SELF IN HEAD FOR MISSING THIS*

endcredits February 16 2010, 07:14:36 UTC

1000 POINTS AND A COOKIE! I WAS, ONLY YESTERDAY, PONDERING THE SAD LACK OF IZZY/MEG.

eyrial February 16 2010, 11:30:51 UTC

IF I CAN GET OVER MY FEAR I HAVE A PLOT BUNNY, IT WILL BE ANGSTY AND NOT SEXY THOUGH, SORRY.