{FIFTH VOYAGE - how tragic, redux!}

[capn_redd]

[Ahhhhrem.]

He was a good man. Well, he was. A man. Elf. Thing.

He certainly was!

And now he's dead. Dead, dead, but I wonder if he'll come back?

What a nasty way to go, turned into a statue! Let us all contemplate the meaning of our short, short lives because I must drive!

[Steering noises with mouth.]

Comments

[shesagift]

just a weapon

[meinxxherz]

Steer your guh-GODDAMN SHIP and leave Ruh-River ALONE!

[capn_redd]

notmuchtimenowherz

I'll tell you a secret.

[meinxxherz]

...y-you'll--

Oh--Oh yeah? What?

[LOCKED to Herz]

[capn_redd]

i'm going to skin kage alive

[LOCKED to Herz]

[capn_redd]

Not a figure of speech, love. I'm going to remove strips of his skin while he suffers and lives and screams.

[LOCKED to Herz]

[capn_redd]

If you tell anyone, I'll do the same to you.

Don't think I won't.

[LOCKED to Herz]

[capn_redd]

OR MAYBE I'M JUST JOKING

[capn_redd]

I LOVE LAUGHTER.

[meinxxherz]

[shesagift]

get away from heart

[meinxxherz]

--R-River--

I-I'm fine. I'm fine.