Prompt Post 001

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[Crossover] Steve/Wade, [Deadpool], slight dubcon

[anonymous]

First time posting, hope I've done it right!

Wade being a fanboy soon after Steve wakes up and bouncing off the walls, confusing poor Steve to no end.

And he won't shut the fuck up.

Eventually either:

Steve waits until he gets close enough and kisses him to make him stop talking. Wade decides this is a good enough reason to keep going.

or:

Wade kisses Steve when he gets close enough because it seems like a good idea at the time, and takes the nonplussed blinking as "well, it's not a no."

Continuity? What continuity, I know not of this "continuity" of which you speak.

Bonus points if Cable is in there somewhere, just on account of because.

Challenge/something to remember: Wade's not gonna want to show Steve his skin without a good deal more trust than he'd afford to someone he's pretty much just met. How you get around that is up to you. OP hopes it will involve creativity on Wade's part and learning on Steve's. /D

Re: Fill: G-Men, Then and Now (3b/4)

[hermione_vader]

Thank you so much! I'm glad you caught onto "Luke"---I just sort of slipped him in there at the last minute. I'm not sure if he'll make an appearance, but I'll try to slip him in if I can.

Re: Fill: G-Men, Then and Now (3b/4)

[anonymous]

I really, really love this. Not least because you slipped in Cool World, which I only recently learned was a real movie and not a psychotic nightmare I made up as a kid. But yes the spot on Darcy, Steve, and especially Deadpool is love. Can't wait for the rest.

Re: Fill: G-Men, Then and Now (3c/4)

[hermione_vader]

Steve scoured the building for Wilson for the next three days and didn't find so much as a blood-stained sword. Or chimichanga. Or Golden Girls DVD boxset, whatever that was. He checked almost every floor, from offices to supply closets. Every time, he expected to hear that 90 MPH voice saying something like, "So you know, Steve, I have decided to invest in a time-traveling phone booth, and you and Darcy are coming with me," or "Do you have fun in the Land of Make-Believe? Or are Daniel Tiger and Prince Tuesday even whinier douches in real life than they are onscreen?" or "Elmo is just about four steps away from total world domination." Instead, the mops and brooms seemed to stared him---Steve wondered if they had cameras hidden inside them, but he decided that Wilson's paranoia was a bit contagious

Fill: G-Men, Then and Now (3d/4)

[hermione_vader]

Luke led Steve down to the top floor elevator and pushed the button for the building's cellar.

"The basement?" Steve furrowed his brow. "Wouldn't that just be storage?"

"Oh, yes. They have to keep him somewhere." Luke said briefly as the elevator plummeted downward. He didn't seem quite so off-putting indoors, though Steve had no idea why. In the artificial lighting, his features were still sharp, but looked...prettier. Steve never thought he'd call a guy that, but it was true. As he looked at Luke, the silence became weirdly oppressive.

"So, uh, are you and Darcy---"

"She told me you'd ask that. Honestly, Captain, you're not what I expected when I heard you were blond and brawny," Luke remarked with a sideways glance.

"What did you expect?"

"Someone louder. More brash. A bit reckless. Like my older brother." He smiled slyly. "And he's bigger, actually."

"Oh."

The elevator THUDed to a halt. They stepped into a slightly dim hallway with bland, cracked concrete walls and lights nearly swinging from the ceiling. As

Re: Fill: G-Men, Then and Now (3d/4)

[madwriter223]

Yey, you updated! XD
Love the addition of Loki to the plot. ^__^

Re: Fill: G-Men, Then and Now (3e/4)

[hermione_vader]

"So, you know, I'm sorry about the disappearing act, but it was Lukey's idea. He said it would bring us closer together in the long run. Or something like that---he told me while I was trying to think up Golden Girls porn, so I was only half-listening, but he's a super-persuasive guy." Wilson's fingers pressed so hard on Steve's shoulder muscles that he flinched. "Oh. Sorry again. Anyway, I figured you'd probably forget me and move on

Re: Fill: G-Men, Then and Now (4a/4)

[hermione_vader]

On many different occasions, Steve had wondered how he would lose his virginity. Back then, he decided that it would be with a beautiful woman in a large bed with fluffy pillows in a room with a great view of the city.

He was wrong on all counts.

"Zipper!" Wade yelled as Steve laid back and pulled him down onto the cot. "Zipper. At the back."

"Uh-huh," Steve mumbled between kisses. His fingers fumbled around on Wade's back until they found the tiny zipper and yanked.

Steve pulled at the red-and-black suit while Wade nearly tore his clothes off, starting with his T-shirt, until they'd thrown everything off and just stared at each other for few moments, taking each other in. The scars were everywhere, except the palms of Wade's hands, mysteriously. But the more Steve looked at them, the less he cared. It was like observing the models in art classes, except with an odd mosaic overlaid on this one. And it fascinated him as his lightly touched the bumps and craters and curves

Re: Fill: G-Men, Then and Now (4a/4)

[anonymous]

"It's not pity s---is that a real thing?"

STEVE THIS IS WHY YOU ARE MY FAVORITE.

"No dancing metaphors. Those only work in romantic comedies and British sci-fi."

WADE THIS IS WHY YOU ARE ALSO MY FAVORITE.

BOTH MY FAVORITE.

BUT YOU ARE MY MOST FAVORITE, AUTHOR. <3

Re: Fill: G-Men, Then and Now (4a/4)

[anonymous]

OP says thank you, anon, for explaining my thoughts exactly.

AND THANK YOU SO MUCH AUTHORANON FOR BEING SO ABSOLUTELY AMAZING AND IC AND I DON'T EVEN. :D FOREVER.

Re: Fill: G-Men, Then and Now (4a/4)

[hermione_vader]

Thank you guys so much! Honestly, when I wrote this scene, I kept second-guessing myself and worrying that it wasn't IC, but I'm so glad you guys enjoyed it and that it worked for you.

Fill: G-Men, Then and Now (4b/4)

[hermione_vader]

With an enthusiastic "TO INFINITY! AND BEYOND!" from Wade, they both came hard. Steve had never thought it could be so...energetic. That was probably the wrong word, but he really had no clue how else to put it. His come coated Wade's stomach and then both's stomach as Wade collapsed on top of him with a loud, satisfied sigh.

"So that was fun," Wade said as he nuzzled his bumpy head against Steve's chest. Then he glanced up. "I mean, 'How was it for you, dear

Re: Fill: G-Men, Then and Now (4b/4)

[anonymous]

I LOVE YOU! THIS IS A THING OF BEAUTY & I LOVE YOU. I LOVE ALL YOUR FIC! WILL THERE BE MORE "LUKE"? THANK YOU FOR THIS!

Fill: G-Men, Then and Now (4c/4)

[hermione_vader]

The green jumpsuits flew and jumped and tumbled through the hallways and off the walls when they got off the elevator in the first floor lobby. Honestly, Steve thought they looked a bit cheap, with spandex as thick as paper and thin yellow lining that was flaked off in places. Did they lose all of their funding after Schmidt died?

Just as Steve was about to join the fray, Luke whooshed past him, twirling at the H.Y.D.R.A. agents like an assassin ballerina. He slammed his pole (spear?) in the ground and took out about five agents with a swinging maneuver that Steve was pretty sure he'd seen on that Cinemax channel at 2:00 a.m. once. Luke's big green eyes got increasingly steely with each twirl, swing, and jab. In battle, Steve realized, he seemed almost as crazy as Wade

Fill: G-Men, Then and Now (4d/4)

[hermione_vader]

"Bob, what the hell?" Wade asked, pulling back from the agent. "They were supposed to do their thing next week

Re: Fill: G-Men, Then and Now (4d/4)

[somanyopentabs]

This is fantastic and I love you. If you just want to keep writing this forever than that will be just fine with me. I literally had to pause and laugh out loud every other minute or so. I can't even pick a favorite line, they're all too good. But I did especially love your description of Deadpool fighting, that was pure gold. And Bob running up to hug Deadpool was just too precious for words. Oh, and I could just kiss you for all the Lord of the Rings references, especially Darcy calling the fight the 'battle of Helm's Deep.' You really have a way with character voices. And this story is just so much fun! I can't remember the last time I had so much fun reading a fic! You rule!