Prompt Post 001

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Fill: G-Men, Then and Now (4d/4)

[hermione_vader]

"Bob, what the hell?" Wade asked, pulling back from the agent. "They were supposed to do their thing next week."

"But Mr. Wilson, you gave us the codes and the orders two days ago. Everyone got extras concealment workshops to prepare."

Steve almost thought he saw the corners of Luke's mouth quirk upward.

"Okay, could somebody back and explain this dude?" Darcy interjected, jerking her head towards Bob.

Wade threw his arms out. "Alright, I confess: I planned to let this goofballs in here."

Steve went numb. "You work for H.Y.D.R.A.?"

"Hell no. Bob here is my pet. Or minion. Yeah, 'minion' is more politically correct. I think. He's really only into the H.Y.D.R.A. thing for the health insurance. And to please his nagging wife. Anyhoo, mercenary that I am, these H.Y.D.R.A. goons offered me an insane amount of money for info on getting in here. Now, hold on, Cap, before you go all 'NO WIRE HANGERS!' on me. They didn't have a Catholic's chance in limbo. H.Y.D.R.A.'s not all semi-competent-ish like it was back in your day---they're even bigger idiots than me. And anyway, I did it for you." Wade pulled up his mask and grinned just a little sheepishly.

"Excuse me?" The words nearly caught in Steve's throat.

"Well, c'mon dude, you were all lonely and you hadn't had one fight in longer than I've been alive and you were just kinda like...you looked like you really needed to punch something. So I gave it to you." Wade clapped him on the shoulder. "It was a hundred times better than I imagined. Totally. And it was pretty sexy, too."

"Like Captain Ryan Reynolds of the Firefly's Serenity?" Steve asked hopefully. Darcy giggled.

Wade smiled broadly. "Yeah, just like him."

"Mr. Wilson," Bob began, moving towards the door, "It's great that these people took care of you in here, but we really need to go. If we don't, we might run into Director Fury, and not even all of my H.Y.D.R.A. training could protect. Really. I saw him in action once, and I still have nightmares."

Wade bit his lip and scrunched his face up, thinking for a minute. "You know, Bob, I think I need to stick around for a little while longer. And no, I don't know how long. But tell Alex, Sandi, Outlaw, and Weasel that I'll definitely be back."

"Who?" Steve, Darcy, and Luke blurted out.

"Co-workers. Long story that I'll tell you later."

"WILSON!" Fury shouted from around the corner.

Bob sprinted out the door. "See ya!"

"It was very refreshing to meet you!" Luke called after him.

Darcy dropped her head in her hands. "Oh my God, my life. I swear it was halfway normal once."

Wade rolled his eyes. "What's so damn great about normal?"

Re: Fill: G-Men, Then and Now (4d/4)

[somanyopentabs]

This is fantastic and I love you. If you just want to keep writing this forever than that will be just fine with me. I literally had to pause and laugh out loud every other minute or so. I can't even pick a favorite line, they're all too good. But I did especially love your description of Deadpool fighting, that was pure gold. And Bob running up to hug Deadpool was just too precious for words. Oh, and I could just kiss you for all the Lord of the Rings references, especially Darcy calling the fight the 'battle of Helm's Deep.' You really have a way with character voices. And this story is just so much fun! I can't remember the last time I had so much fun reading a fic! You rule!