ALL YOUR SUPERJAIL ARE BELONG TO US
Hey everyone! It's been a while since the Major did anything diabolical, hasn't it? Mainly because he's been in jail. But that's about to end!
The Major has struck a deal with GLaDOS whereby the prison's security will be compromised by her in return for Tony Stark suffering. On the night of December 2nd mercenary goons contracted by the Major remotely through Schrodinger (contact info provided by GLaDOS) will storm the prison, spring the Major, and take almost everybody in the place hostage for a few days. Think Die Hard crossed with Arkham Asylum. This is all meant to be a distraction for the next phase in Major's master plan, of which you will hear more later, in addition to getting him out of there. Naturally, he's also doing it for the lulz.
I'm putting up this post early so that everyone affected has a couple days to plan out how their characters are going to be involved/react. Maximum participant cap is 25. Participating characters can be divided into four categories:
TEAM EVIL: In addition to the Major and Schrodinger, other villains both from within the prison and without will be free to get in on the terrorism fun. Currently consists of:
-The Major loves_war, obviously.
-Schrodinger quantumcatboy, although he'll be busy with, ah, other duties for much of it.
-Maleficent malegnificent, who'll join up in return for getting to use the jail as her new castle.
-The Joker killerjoke, currently in jail, will be teaming up with the Nazi when he's sprung.
-GLaDOS out_of_beta, officially not in on this, but her complicity is essential. If anyone who knows she's involved with running the prison asks, she's been hacked. Totally innocent, yessir.
-Karu-Sil fuck_chapstick
HOSTAGES: If your character works at the superjail or has a reason to be around on the day of the takeover, sign them up here to have guns pointed at their heads for the next couple days!
-Sentinel Prime theprimerprime, will be the grumpiest hostage ever.
-Booster Gold boosterbutt
-Guy Gardner dcushitkicker
-Sally Jupiter not_polish
-Tony Stark iron_liver, possibly
-Xena atoningforsin
-Robyn Slinger officerslinger
TEAM DIE HARD: Not everything will go as planned, naturally. A few characters will get to be in the proverbial wrong place at the wrong time, where the place is the middle of a terrorist takeover and the time is 'getting-shot-at-time'.
-John McClane yippiekiyay, naturally.
-Aldo Raine fkinbaysment, NATZEE KILLIN TIME!
STORMING THE PLACE: Of course, this little standoff isn't exactly going to be resolved peacefully, and some heroes are going to have to take down the bad guys and save the hostages. Who that's going to be and how it's going to happen has yet to be decided. The cops have first dibs, since it's their prison, but maybe they'll decide they need some help in resolving this one.
-Elisa Maza nyc_detective
-Pete Cheney shockheadedpete
-Shawn Spencer shawnedium
-Carlton Lassiter lassiface
-Cheetor yourlittleguy
-Atsuko frobocop
-Mary Marvel littleprovolone
-Superman cardboardworld
-Kyle Rayner shinygreenjesus
-EVE veggievaluator
The bad guys' ransom demands will consist of standard exorbitant demands for money and the delivery of one Tony Stark to the prison, dead or alive (thank GLaDOS for that one), plus whatever the Major's co-conspirators happen to want.
If anyone needs to contact me, I'm on AIM at jdmegalomaniac2 and my e-mail is macleaner@hotmail.com Questions, comments, ideas, concerns, things that I have gotten terribly, terribly wrong?
ETA: Also for reference, prison info here.
ETA2: 25 participants- It looks like we're full up, everyone! Spots may become open if anyone drops out or anything, however, so this list will continue to be updated.
The Major has struck a deal with GLaDOS whereby the prison's security will be compromised by her in return for Tony Stark suffering. On the night of December 2nd mercenary goons contracted by the Major remotely through Schrodinger (contact info provided by GLaDOS) will storm the prison, spring the Major, and take almost everybody in the place hostage for a few days. Think Die Hard crossed with Arkham Asylum. This is all meant to be a distraction for the next phase in Major's master plan, of which you will hear more later, in addition to getting him out of there. Naturally, he's also doing it for the lulz.
I'm putting up this post early so that everyone affected has a couple days to plan out how their characters are going to be involved/react. Maximum participant cap is 25. Participating characters can be divided into four categories:
TEAM EVIL: In addition to the Major and Schrodinger, other villains both from within the prison and without will be free to get in on the terrorism fun. Currently consists of:
-The Major loves_war, obviously.
-Schrodinger quantumcatboy, although he'll be busy with, ah, other duties for much of it.
-Maleficent malegnificent, who'll join up in return for getting to use the jail as her new castle.
-The Joker killerjoke, currently in jail, will be teaming up with the Nazi when he's sprung.
-GLaDOS out_of_beta, officially not in on this, but her complicity is essential. If anyone who knows she's involved with running the prison asks, she's been hacked. Totally innocent, yessir.
-Karu-Sil fuck_chapstick
HOSTAGES: If your character works at the superjail or has a reason to be around on the day of the takeover, sign them up here to have guns pointed at their heads for the next couple days!
-Sentinel Prime theprimerprime, will be the grumpiest hostage ever.
-Booster Gold boosterbutt
-Guy Gardner dcushitkicker
-Sally Jupiter not_polish
-Tony Stark iron_liver, possibly
-Xena atoningforsin
-Robyn Slinger officerslinger
TEAM DIE HARD: Not everything will go as planned, naturally. A few characters will get to be in the proverbial wrong place at the wrong time, where the place is the middle of a terrorist takeover and the time is 'getting-shot-at-time'.
-John McClane yippiekiyay, naturally.
-Aldo Raine fkinbaysment, NATZEE KILLIN TIME!
STORMING THE PLACE: Of course, this little standoff isn't exactly going to be resolved peacefully, and some heroes are going to have to take down the bad guys and save the hostages. Who that's going to be and how it's going to happen has yet to be decided. The cops have first dibs, since it's their prison, but maybe they'll decide they need some help in resolving this one.
-Elisa Maza nyc_detective
-Pete Cheney shockheadedpete
-Shawn Spencer shawnedium
-Carlton Lassiter lassiface
-Cheetor yourlittleguy
-Atsuko frobocop
-Mary Marvel littleprovolone
-Superman cardboardworld
-Kyle Rayner shinygreenjesus
-EVE veggievaluator
The bad guys' ransom demands will consist of standard exorbitant demands for money and the delivery of one Tony Stark to the prison, dead or alive (thank GLaDOS for that one), plus whatever the Major's co-conspirators happen to want.
If anyone needs to contact me, I'm on AIM at jdmegalomaniac2 and my e-mail is macleaner@hotmail.com Questions, comments, ideas, concerns, things that I have gotten terribly, terribly wrong?
ETA: Also for reference, prison info here.
ETA2: 25 participants- It looks like we're full up, everyone! Spots may become open if anyone drops out or anything, however, so this list will continue to be updated.