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[youmakemesmall]

WHO: Janet and Betty
WHERE: Bruce's apartment.
WHEN: Thursday, around 2:00 am
WARNINGS: Serious alcohol abuse, bad words coming from Betty's mouth, mentions of sex, ladies cuddling
SUMMARY: Betty and Jan sneak turkey into Bruce's vegan apartment and talk
FORMAT: Quicklog

Comments

[gamma_bitch]

[Betty looks over at her, munching for a moment before washing a bite of hot turkey sandwich down with wine]

Oh please, all we'd have to do is make out in front of him and he'd either pass out and forget or be convinced he was dreaming and go back to bed.

Oh god this is good...

[youmakemesmall]

You forgot option number three: he turns into the Hulk and EATS ME.

[Jan puts down the cigarette in favor of wine.]

Oh yeah. I needed this-- and clearly, so did you.

[gamma_bitch]

You forgot the part where I am also a Hulk now so if he tried to eat you I could beat him up. And also that would make him a hypocrite.

[Betty sighs a bit]

Ugh, tell me about it. This hiding shit is not for me, I just don't know what else to do. What happened with Osborn and me was all over the networks...

[youmakemesmall]

[Jan was kind of trying to forget that little tidbit. It was scary to imagine Betty as someone as destructive as the Hulk. She was scary enough when she was just Betty Ross.]

Well it's not like he didn't deserve it.......

[She takes another gulp of wine.]

Isleptwithharry.

[Oops.]