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[youmakemesmall]

WHO: Janet and Betty
WHERE: Bruce's apartment.
WHEN: Thursday, around 2:00 am
WARNINGS: Serious alcohol abuse, bad words coming from Betty's mouth, mentions of sex, ladies cuddling
SUMMARY: Betty and Jan sneak turkey into Bruce's vegan apartment and talk
FORMAT: Quicklog

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[gamma_bitch]

[Betty looks over at her, munching for a moment before washing a bite of hot turkey sandwich down with wine]

Oh please, all we'd have to do is make out in front of him and he'd either pass out and forget or be convinced he was dreaming and go back to bed.

Oh god this is good...

[youmakemesmall]

You forgot option number three: he turns into the Hulk and EATS ME.

[Jan puts down the cigarette in favor of wine.]

Oh yeah. I needed this-- and clearly, so did you.

[gamma_bitch]

You forgot the part where I am also a Hulk now so if he tried to eat you I could beat him up. And also that would make him a hypocrite.

[Betty sighs a bit]

Ugh, tell me about it. This hiding shit is not for me, I just don't know what else to do. What happened with Osborn and me was all over the networks...

[youmakemesmall]

[Jan was kind of trying to forget that little tidbit. It was scary to imagine Betty as someone as destructive as the Hulk. She was scary enough when she was just Betty Ross.]

Well it's not like he didn't deserve it.......

[She takes another gulp of wine.]

Isleptwithharry.

[Oops.]

[gamma_bitch]

..........

What?

[Betty just STARES at her for a second]

I'm sorry did I just hear you tell me that you nailed Osborn's son?

[youmakemesmall]

It was a serious lapse in judgment, I KNOW. But it just happened!

[Jan polishes off her glass.]

And to be fair, he started it.

[gamma_bitch]

Aaaand you let him continue it. Didn't he have a girlfriend or something?

[Betty raised a brow]

Not that I'm one to talk about cheating but... seriously. Why would you skinny-dip in a gene pool that crazy, Jan?

[youmakemesmall]

I know, I KNOW, it's so bad. I really don't have an excuse. And I'm not really an advocate of cheating but--

It's been a long time, okay?? I have NEEDS. And he was pretty good at it!

Too bad Tony Stark can now blackmail me for the rest of my LIFE.

[She groans at the thought. She really didn't need to have a sexcapades on TAPE.]

[gamma_bitch]

[Betty chokes on a bit of turkey]

Wait, Tony knows? Tony has EVIDENCE? Jan, what the hell, I thought I was the confidant girlfriend here? Are you having girly movie sleepovers with him behind my back now?

[youmakemesmall]

Okay, I have to backtrack here.

[Jan grimaces a bit. There is no way this story is going to sound good at all.]

I was in the lab. And you know Tony has video cameras in the lab... And you know Tony wouldn't have a sleepover with a woman unless there was a sleepunder if you get my drift.