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[la_belette]

Wait wait wait.

Hold up.

Hold up.

I've got a really important question here and it's kind of a big deal.

This is, like, earth shattering. Big time. I've been hiding out the last few days and I haven't really been paying attention to what's going on out in the City. I've got a lot of work to do. So I really, really need to know this. Like,

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[veggievaluator]

Relation to name: 'Papa John'?

[la_belette]

[Have a commercial piped right into your Comm, EVE!]

action;

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[when recognizing the ID number to Weasel's communicator, GLaDOS patches into the the delivery system of all of the Papa John's pizzerias in the City. She then re-routes all of the deliveries for the rest of the evening's pizzas to an address she assumes is his. All of the deliveries have been paid for by some random credit card account.]

LOL

[la_belette]

[He can't use his powers to figure out where all the damn pizzas are coming from, but he takes a wild stab in the dark, and sends GLaDOS a giant, animated :P face right to her Comm.]

action; directly to comm.

[out_of_beta]

[a small blinking :) appears and remains there for about ten seconds before disappearing and then being replaced by YOU'RE WELCOME WEASEL that lasts another ten seconds before the direct link terminates]

[la_belette]

...What a woman.

Private to Weaz Weaz

[wadewilson]

Hey, Dorkus Maximus.

I need you to run a sooperseekrit trace on Siryn's comm. She bolted and I need to know where.

Super private and mega encrypted back.

[la_belette]

Whoa. Whoa now, hold on here.

She bolted why?

Yay for privateers

[wadewilson]

Dunno. Tryin' to bitchslap the information outta X-Hillbilly.

Private forever!

[la_belette]

Ah. Okay. 'Cuz I was gonna say, I'm not helping you stalk her.

...Well, not more than proscribed by local statute anyway.

[ohexplodable]

Because.

waaaaaaaaaait for it.

you'rearetard.

[la_belette]

Which would make you my Sofa King.

[ohexplodable]

Sofa King of what, though, Sofa Queen?

Is it crazy?

'Cause I like crazy.

[la_belette]

Okay, listen Mary Lane, I'm kinda over this whole 'everybody acting crazy' thing already. So take your bonkers elsewhere while I wait for my garlic and meatball pizza with extra breadsticks and Coke, 'kay?

[grenadeball]

because even the papa johns guy knows you'll die alone

face down

in a pool of mountain dew

[la_belette]

Man.

Done in by green dye #5.

What a way to go.