003 && [Video: audio in Japanese (Translated)]

[amnotaweasel]

[Misao's face pops into view. She looks confused with just a tinge of worry.]

So I was practicing my kitchen knife throws to see what their balance is and if they could ever be used in a pinch if I needed them and the really big cleaver left this hole in the wall.

[Video cuts to a cleaver, then cuts to a wall, which has a big knife-cut-shaped

Comments

[Voice]

[amnotaweasel]

Well, if you know what you're doing, it's not really that hard to throw a knife hard enough to stick. It's the knife rack making the crater that's weird.

[Voice]

[amnotaweasel]

I... I don't know. I don't think I was thinking, I was just looking around for something to throw and I saw the knife rack and I picked it up and threw it and CRUNCH!

[amnotaweasel]

Modifier for....?

[amnotaweasel]

Huh. You think maybe that's my superpower?

[timestopping]

What the hell are you doing?

[amnotaweasel]

Figuring out my power?

[timestopping]

What the hell kind of retarded power is that?

[amnotaweasel]

I have no idea.

[text, translated from English to Japanese]

[hellraiser02]

...An improvised weapon superpower.

Now that's nifty.

[text; Japanese (translated)]

[amnotaweasel]

It is, isn't it?

[ttlynotsuperman]

Hm.

[amnotaweasel]

Huh?

[ttlynotsuperman]

I think -- and this just theory, really -- but I think you might've discovered your powers!

[amnotaweasel]

[Happy laughter] That's what I think, too!