May 30, 2009 15:06
[Misao's face pops into view. She looks confused with just a tinge of worry.]
So I was practicing my kitchen knife throws to see what their balance is and if they could ever be used in a pinch if I needed them and the really big cleaver left this hole in the wall.
[Video cuts to a cleaver, then cuts to a wall, which has a big knife-cut-shaped hole in it. The hole is deep, but it's not particularly destructive, particularly since this wall belonged to rubble anyway.]
And then I started throwing more and more knives and I ran out so I used, uhm, the knife rack.
[Video cuts to what used to be a knife rack and is now a mangled, collapsed tangle of metal.]
And, uh, it did more damage than the knives did. Which doesn't sound right, because I don't think I could throw it very hard because it's heavy.
[Shot of the wall she threw the knife rack at. Well. What's left of the wall. There's a big crater in the wall, with bits of metal still stuck in it.]
Something's not right about this.
† makimachi misao | n/a