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1st fantasy: VOICE POST

Apr 04, 2009 16:08

Hey! Hey, is this thing working, or what? I might be a legendary genius, but there's only so much even I can do with unfamiliar technology. C'mon, somebody talk to me out there!

This is a travesty! I have rights! I have liberties! I have goofing off with Hobbes big important plans which have been placed in jeopardy by this horrible kidnapping ( Read more... )

calvin | stupendous man

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[voice] //ohmaigawd it's Calvin <3 chlorodermic April 4 2009, 23:50:42 UTC

...cute. It's a little kid.

Re: [voice] //ohmaigawd it's Calvin <3 more_surreal April 5 2009, 00:19:50 UTC

Uh, yeah. Good for you, noticing that. Geez, blockheads are the same in all dimensions...

[voice] chlorodermic April 5 2009, 00:24:30 UTC

Well, you could be a really immature adult. But you're an immature, obnoxious kid, so you have an excuse.

Do we really need more of these running around the city?

Re: [voice] more_surreal April 5 2009, 13:49:20 UTC

Exactly! I have an excuse! I have lots of excuses! It's everybody else who has no excuse for not sufficiently meeting my needs, resulting in a non-nurturing environment fostering codependency! Nothing is my fault, least of all being stuck here.

poorduck April 5 2009, 03:36:10 UTC

I know a lawyer. But I don't think he'd let you sue anyone.

more_surreal April 5 2009, 13:14:32 UTC

Then what sort of lousy lawyer is he?!

ajrimmer_ssc April 5 2009, 06:21:12 UTC

Well, give this one his due, at least he's got a good vocabulary for a six year old.

There's nobody to sue, m'laddo. We were all kidnapped here.

more_surreal April 5 2009, 14:05:36 UTC

Everybody? Really?

We'll make it a class-action suit, then! There's gotta be somebody we can make pay up!

ajrimmer_ssc April 5 2009, 15:02:15 UTC

You know, I actually cannot believe nobody else thought of this first.

Further, I echo the sentiments above regarding you having a place to stay. What's your name, young man?

more_surreal April 5 2009, 20:28:36 UTC

I'm Calvin. Gee, there sure are a lot of people worrying about where I'm staying. Why all the curiosity about my whereabouts, huh? You trying to eliminate possible alibis or something?

[voice] watsthename April 5 2009, 07:37:33 UTC

...

Oh! It's you!

Re: [voice] more_surreal April 5 2009, 13:15:18 UTC

Oh great, a girl.

...I haven't met you before, have I? I sure hope not.

[voice] watsthename April 5 2009, 14:16:47 UTC

Nooooooo, don't be like that!

You and your tiger friend would play with me sometimes. In the woods! You would build snowmen with me when it snowed.

I haven't been around much recently though, I had to go look for my brother. Hello!

Re: [voice] more_surreal April 5 2009, 20:27:24 UTC

No, no, no, no, no! I'm the Dictator-for-Life of the Get Rid of Slimy Girls Club! Hobbes is President and First Tiger! Our principles are unshakeable and impossible to compromise on! I refuse to believe that any of our fun has been contaminated by feminine influences!

I especially resent the implication that I owe you any credit for my artwork. All of my snow creations are produced under a strict 'no girls allowed' labour code! Are you a spy? Have you been following me and Hobbes? Did Susie put you up to this?!

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