1st fantasy: VOICE POST

Apr 04, 2009 16:08

Hey! Hey, is this thing working, or what? I might be a legendary genius, but there's only so much even I can do with unfamiliar technology. C'mon, somebody talk to me out there!

This is a travesty! I have rights! I have liberties! I have goofing off with Hobbes big important plans which have been placed in jeopardy by this horrible kidnapping ( Read more... )

calvin | stupendous man

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[voice] watsthename April 5 2009, 07:37:33 UTC

...

Oh! It's you!

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Re: [voice] more_surreal April 5 2009, 13:15:18 UTC
Oh great, a girl.

...I haven't met you before, have I? I sure hope not.

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[voice] watsthename April 5 2009, 14:16:47 UTC
Nooooooo, don't be like that!

You and your tiger friend would play with me sometimes. In the woods! You would build snowmen with me when it snowed.

I haven't been around much recently though, I had to go look for my brother. Hello!

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Re: [voice] more_surreal April 5 2009, 20:27:24 UTC
No, no, no, no, no! I'm the Dictator-for-Life of the Get Rid of Slimy Girls Club! Hobbes is President and First Tiger! Our principles are unshakeable and impossible to compromise on! I refuse to believe that any of our fun has been contaminated by feminine influences!

I especially resent the implication that I owe you any credit for my artwork. All of my snow creations are produced under a strict 'no girls allowed' labour code! Are you a spy? Have you been following me and Hobbes? Did Susie put you up to this?!

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[voice] watsthename April 5 2009, 22:44:09 UTC


I'm not really a girl, except I guess I kind of am. I'm more of an idea!

...You don't remember me?

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Re: [voice] more_surreal April 5 2009, 23:14:04 UTC
That makes no sense-

Waitaminute. I think I- no, that can't be right- wait, yeah, I did! You were riding a dinosaur once, just before Miss Wormwood told me recess was over and I had to go inside, right? And I think you waved to me for a second before Spaceman Spiff crash-landed on Zarbrox-8? I'm not sure, but...

Who are you?

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[voice] watsthename April 6 2009, 00:19:58 UTC

Oh! You do remember me!

I'm Delirium, but people call me Del because my full name changes a lot and I don't like to tell people, but your dinosaurs and space ships were lots and lots of fun so I'll tell you!

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Re: [voice] more_surreal April 6 2009, 00:35:33 UTC
...Huh.

Okay, I'm hereby amending the G.R.O.S.S. charter to make exceptions for girls-that-aren't-girls-and-are-more-of-an-idea.

I sure hope Hobbes gets here now; I'll be he'd love to meet you!

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[voice] watsthename April 6 2009, 01:51:58 UTC

Yay!

I hope he gets here too! Maybe he will come with my brothers and sisters?

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