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[martialartistic]

I get that I have to help pay the bills on the new house, but I'm seriously going to be out of shape if all I do all day is teach old ladies Tae Bo and tell little kids they suck at karate.

Here's the deal: I've mastered every martial art known to man.

So, who wants to train?

Comments

[seyfertsalvage]

I don't really have what you would call a combat related power so a little self-defense 101 would help. What would you recommend to someone starting out?

[martialartistic]

It depends on what you're looking for. If I had to recommend a general martial art for beginners, I'd say Tai Chi. But karate, judo, and taekwondo are all good too.

[seyfertsalvage]

I was thinking something like Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu might be the most practical thing for me but hey... you're the expert.

[martialartistic]

Hey, listen, kid. I can teach you whatever martial art you want. Just saying, the more complicated it is, the harder you're going to have to work to keep up with me.