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[martialartistic]

I get that I have to help pay the bills on the new house, but I'm seriously going to be out of shape if all I do all day is teach old ladies Tae Bo and tell little kids they suck at karate.

Here's the deal: I've mastered every martial art known to man.

So, who wants to train?

Comments

would totally comment if she weren't completely focused on the whole Robin thing <-- not here

[insilencespeak]

LMFAO. That is totally okay. :[ Please save Robin.

[martialartistic]

[xf_shatterstar]

I always found Earth combat arts to be quite different than the ones we were forced to learn on my home planet. Different, but not too difficult. If you would ever like a sparring partner, I would be more than happy to train with you.

[martialartistic]

So, what, you're like an alien or something?

[xf_shatterstar]

Yes that would be an appropriate term. I am from another planet, dimension, and the future. 'Alien' is simplistic enough.

[martialartistic]

Wham bam bam. Well, I don't discriminate. If you think you can take me, then let's train.

[martialartistic]

What did you call me? Is that some kind of racial slur?

[martialartistic]

Why do you talk like a twelve-year-old?

[lilac_scented]

Every single kind? That's awfully tempting.

[martialartistic]

Every single one, no joke. You wanna see for yourself?

[lilac_scented]

I might. What's your rate?

[private] I'm assuming you have superstrength and invulnerability to match? [/private]

[private]

[martialartistic]

If we're going to spar, I won't charge you. If you want to learn something from me, then we'll talk rates. You name a martial art-- I can teach it to you.

I don't have super strength or invulnerability. Just skills.

[gammaradiation]

I'll bite. I can suck your power!

[martialartistic]

And my personality. If you're sure you want that, then I'm game.

[gammaradiation]

I think I can handle that, M.

[martialartistic]

That sounds like a challenge. You're on.