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[doubleoohbaby]

I've been having such terrible luck with women lately. I think I may need to reconsider my approach. [Lol yeah right.]

So, tell me.

What are your best chat-up lines, network?

Or perhaps best methods for wooing your preferred partner?

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[comesback]

Somehow I have a hard time believing that, darling.

[A pause.] Shooting lessons, those tend to work nicely.

[doubleoohbaby]

Shooting lessons?

[comesback]

I'm a very hands-on teacher.

[doubleoohbaby]

Can't say I've tried that one in a while.

Assuming you mean actual shooting lessons and that isn't just some awful attempt at innuendo.

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[ex_julianhe]

If she falls for a line, she probably isn't long-term material.

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[doubleoohbaby]

[Snort!] Long term?!

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[ex_julianhe]

[ He sees how it is Bond. ]

See, that right there is why you're having problems. Girls worth wooing want more than a one night wonder.

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[doubleoohbaby]

No they don't. They want fantastic sex.

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[meowminx]

Poor you.

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[doubleoohbaby]

Perhaps I could practice some of my attempts on you.

[voice]

[meowminx]

Catwoman, not Guinea Pig Woman.

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[doubleoohbaby]

Cute.

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[acahellyeah]

Wow. There's literally no hope for the rest of us if you're having bad luck with women. Aren't you James Bond?

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[doubleoohbaby]

Last time I checked.

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[acahellyeah]

What kind of girl problems could you possibly have?

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[doubleoohbaby]

Threesomes are becoming too much of a handful. I think it's my age showing.

[maggotbone]

I find it's sometimes the things you don't say that gets your partner in bed.

[doubleoohbaby]

Gone are the caveman days of dragging your woman by the hair.

[maggotbone]

It's probably for the best. Not that I didn't see the charm in it.

[doubleoohbaby]

Wouldn't have minded giving it a go.