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[doubleoohbaby]

I've been having such terrible luck with women lately. I think I may need to reconsider my approach. [Lol yeah right.]

So, tell me.

What are your best chat-up lines, network?

Or perhaps best methods for wooing your preferred partner?

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[comesback]

Somehow I have a hard time believing that, darling.

[A pause.] Shooting lessons, those tend to work nicely.

[doubleoohbaby]

Shooting lessons?

[comesback]

I'm a very hands-on teacher.

[doubleoohbaby]

Can't say I've tried that one in a while.

Assuming you mean actual shooting lessons and that isn't just some awful attempt at innuendo.

[comesback]

Whoever said my innuendo is awful deserves to be taught a lesson.

--Yes, I meant actual ones.

[doubleoohbaby]

I might've said it, depending on what lesson you're teaching...

[comesback]

What would you say if it were a shooting lesson, Mr. Bond?

[doubleoohbaby]

I can already shoot with precision, Captain.

[comesback]

Oh, I'm sure you can. Can't help to have a few...pointers, though.

[doubleoohbaby]

I prefer to be the teacher, not the student.

[comesback]

Then it'd be a bit silly of me to give you lessons, wouldn't it?

I don't think I'd mind taking some from you, though.

[doubleoohbaby]

I'm all about the giving, darling.

[comesback]

Ooh, are you really.

[doubleoohbaby]

But none of it's for you.

ffff i don't even know

[comesback]

[A pause, then, completely seriously:] And what about if I told you my real name was Dick Jumper? Would that do it for you?

lmaaaao

[doubleoohbaby]

Other than amuse me? It'd do very little for me.