2.009 ♣ [voice]

[doubleoohbaby]

I've been having such terrible luck with women lately. I think I may need to reconsider my approach. [Lol yeah right.]

So, tell me.

What are your best chat-up lines, network?

Or perhaps best methods for wooing your preferred partner?

Comments

[voice]

[notadartboard]

You can't possibly be serious.

Just for that I'm not telling you.

[voice]

[doubleoohbaby]

But I'm in dire need of such advice from chaps like yourself.

[voice]

[notadartboard]

Yeah, sure you are.

But, of course, if the ladies are finally onto you, then there's no pickup line in the world that can save you.

[voice]

[doubleoohbaby]

There's always a way, kid.

[enigmaestro]

Oh no, Bond, lady troubles?

My heart bleeds. Metaphorically.

[doubleoohbaby]

I appreciate the concern, Edward, I really do.

[enigmaestro]

I can't help but be concerned for you sometimes, Bond.

[doubleoohbaby]

I'm constantly concerned for myself.

NOT HERE BUT

[fishnets]

[Ugh.]

NOT HERE BUT

[doubleoohbaby]

[But baby this is all for you :(]

NOT HERE BUT

[fishnets]

[She doesn't think it's about her, thank heavens.]

NOT HERE BUT

[doubleoohbaby]

[Oh. Well. Good...?]

voice

[homomachinis]

Maybe they've decided to not chance your reputation?

voice

[doubleoohbaby]

Maybe I'm too good for them.

voice

[homomachinis]

[ So flatly: ] Really? You're going to start showing some discerning taste?

voice

[doubleoohbaby]

I don't have discerning taste.

[specifythepoint]

You're not really doing this.

[doubleoohbaby]

No. It's all a figment of your imagination.

[specifythepoint]

Have you considered that maybe women don't like being jerked around?

[Like Arthur knows women.]

[doubleoohbaby]

Time to take your own advice.