1ST PLAN Ϟ [Video]

[notpredictable]

[bum bum bum - video clicks on. There is SILENCE AND BLACKNESS for a few moments, and then an EXPLOSION OF BLUE that might have once been quite a few dehydrated something or others - trash, probably - tediously stacked on top of one another before it was, you know. Blown to bits for show. Guy has to make an entrance. From the rabble, MAN IN BLACK,

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Video; people who forgot to mention this dude knows Roxanne: Me

[someonetoscold]

[ There is a big man in a striped shirt looking into the communicator disbelievingly.

Great. ]

You're Megamind?

Video; OH HAI

[notpredictable]

The one and only.

[someonetoscold]

[ There's a moment where he just stares at that big blue headedness.

And then he bursts out laughing. It's not very nice.]

[notpredictable]

I fail to see what is so funny.

[andromynous]

[Andromeda still does surprised pretty well.]

...oh. Well, Megamind. It's nice to finally meet you, after all the lovely things Roxanne has told me about you.

[But he's saying that he isn't a hero? Hrm.]

[notpredictable]

Yes, I'm so certain she had such lovely and wonderful things to say about me - do tell me, did she mention the bomb hat and the robo-mayor? Two of my proudest moments, I'm certain.

[Excuse him. He's grouchy.]

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[andromynous]

[She raises her eyebrow.]

No, she was a little too busy being heartbroken that you'd left in the first place to mention anything but extremely nice things about you.

[We'll see whether she excuses him or not. Heh.]

Video;

[notpredictable]

Heartbroken. That I left.

[He's laughing - seriously lady, you are hysterical.]

Are you sure you don't mean hosting a celebratory feast? Besides, I don't even know what you're talking about - I've never set foot in this place prior to today..

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[meowminx]

Oh. You again.

video;

[notpredictable]

Yes, me. Though this 'again' business I'm not terribly certain of.

Re: video;

[meowminx]

I am. The blue thing is kind of distinctive.

video;

[notpredictable]

Yes, it is rather stunning, isn't it?

[suitedforcoffee]

Happy Christmas.

[Have a Welshman, delivering that greeting with a very strange sort of dry cheer. He just doesn't even have time for your rage right now, Megamind. It's Christmas and really, just relax and have some eggnog.]

[notpredictable]

Christmas. Christmas. It was just--

[You know what he's tempted okay. This has been a the worst day ever and if he had some damn eggnog he'd drink it like he was Chevy Chase in Christmas Vacation.

In fact, he's about two seconds from the same apoplectic fit.]

Right. Happy Christmas.

[suitedforcoffee]

Time here is... It's off. Not necessarily the same day or month or even year you came from. If you want any kind of technical explanation, there are people I can refer you to, but I can't promise they'll make any more sense.

But here, it's Christmas eve.

[notpredictable]

Off? Off?!

It was just June!

[RAUGH.]

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[technophantom]

By now you have gathered you cannot leave voluntarily.

Is there any information you require?

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[notpredictable]

Yes. So I'm realizing.

...Ah. This -- hero shtick. How...serious was the ah...portal device?

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[technophantom]

Your participation in arbitrary dividing lines of costumed good and evil is neither required nor contingent on early release.

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[notpredictable]

Both good and frustratingly vague information, but I suppose it will suffice in the meantime - though do tell me --

Are you some sort of android?