1ST PLAN Ϟ [Video]

[notpredictable]

[bum bum bum - video clicks on. There is SILENCE AND BLACKNESS for a few moments, and then an EXPLOSION OF BLUE that might have once been quite a few dehydrated something or others - trash, probably - tediously stacked on top of one another before it was, you know. Blown to bits for show. Guy has to make an entrance. From the rabble, MAN IN BLACK,

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[andromynous]

[Andromeda still does surprised pretty well.]

...oh. Well, Megamind. It's nice to finally meet you, after all the lovely things Roxanne has told me about you.

[But he's saying that he isn't a hero? Hrm.]

[notpredictable]

Yes, I'm so certain she had such lovely and wonderful things to say about me - do tell me, did she mention the bomb hat and the robo-mayor? Two of my proudest moments, I'm certain.

[Excuse him. He's grouchy.]

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[andromynous]

[She raises her eyebrow.]

No, she was a little too busy being heartbroken that you'd left in the first place to mention anything but extremely nice things about you.

[We'll see whether she excuses him or not. Heh.]

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[notpredictable]

Heartbroken. That I left.

[He's laughing - seriously lady, you are hysterical.]

Are you sure you don't mean hosting a celebratory feast? Besides, I don't even know what you're talking about - I've never set foot in this place prior to today..

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[andromynous]

[Megamind, you are lucky she is patient. The heart of a saint, really.]

Not that you remember. That doesn't meant you weren't here previously.

[She's narrowing her eyes a little, though. Okay, not that patient.]

I must say, I'm not exactly seeing the appeal.

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[notpredictable]

[He rolls his eyes.]

Yes, yes - freak of nature, impossible to deal with, monster, vaillain, socially inept, despicable, blah blah - heard it all before. You, my dear, are not the first to find me unappealing.

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[andromynous]

I was thinking more along the lines of 'rude and self-deprecating', myself.

[Neatly ignoring the eye-roll. She's trying to be nice, for Roxanne's sake.]

I could care less about what you look like, honestly.

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[notpredictable]

Self deprecating? I'm insulted! And, by the by, rude isn't something I particularly pride myself on nor consider myself to ever be, really - I'm a professional, not some...crackpot fool that deigns to rely on more... vulgar and crass methods.

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[andromynous]

Usually the gentlemen with the flashy outfits have the biggest ... ahem, issues.

[And she raises an eyebrow pointedly.]

I don't think name-calling potential 'archenemies' is particularly professional.

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[notpredictable]

I don't have any issues!

[He's a troll, Andromeda. He's only rude when the situation really arises.]

That's what they're called. Don't you lot know anything?

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[andromynous]

I don't actually come from a place where people parade around in costumes, so I'm not familiar with all the lingo.

[Just robes.]

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[notpredictable]

Shame, that. IT's really quite something to see, especially when the fireworks go off...

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[andromynous]

Seems like attention-seeking behaviour to me.