Okay, let's hypothetically hypothesize that somebody is currently embroiled up to their fuckin' nook in a contentious goddamn present purchasin' one-upsmanship. You know, for Earth Jegusmas or whatewer
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I just fuckin' asked what kinda book you would get him.
You know, I figure that looks a hell of a lot like askin' after your own personal adwice. But hell, don't take my word on it, practically nobody ewer does.
wwhat do you think shed like like diamonds or wwhat wwhat do human wwomen look for in jewwelry exactly cause betwween you and me a bracelet made outta the clavvicle of her greatest non-romantic nemesis probably isnt it
Diamonds might be out of your price range. [ or who knows. eridan might have money. ] Something that compliments her. Maybe her hair or her eyes. Definitely in silver.
ok somethin in silvver ok wwhat manner a gemstone to humans says "i appreciate your bein cordial wwith me" wwithout sayin "i wwant to fill pails wwith you" cause i hear goin too heavvy on this kinda thing can kinda givve the latter impression
Eridan. Getting a present for Edward Nygma? I didn't realize you were acquainted. [ Pretending he hadn't already stumbled across this. ]
Perhaps the gift is not as important as much as how you give it. Hide the present, and give him a clue as to where it is on Christmas Day. He does love his riddles.
Obwiously. We kinda fuckin' argue all ower the place, so I figured ewerybody would know by now.
[a pause.]
...Hell, that ain't a bad idea. And ignorin' it would practically be admittin' he didn't know how to solwe it, either - where do you think I oughta hide it?
I admit, I had noticed. You two do seem rather close.
Somewhere that would be difficult for him to retrieve even after solving the clue. A physical challenge, or perhaps a more personal challenge. There is no reason to be easy on him.
VOICE I am the best at subject headingspeanutblooderDecember 19 2011, 17:47:41 UTC
Uh. Well, if you're still looking, maybe you could get him something that has significance about your moiraillegiance? To show, I guess, that the relationship is meaningfull for you. Or, something you can do together?
Um, I don't know who Felicia is, so I'm sorry but I don't know.
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Isn't this "Nygma" your father figure? [ ALWAYS FORGETTING ]
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[wow that was the hugest contradiction ever.]
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The head of your enemy is always a suitable choice for a gift.
[ shes one hundred percent kidding ]
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[HAHA WHAT IS JOKES]
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Takin' gift suggestions from you is kinda doin' the exact opposite a what I'm intendin', here.
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...Hell, maybe it ain't.
Norm, what kinda book would you get him?
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You know, I figure that looks a hell of a lot like askin' after your own personal adwice. But hell, don't take my word on it, practically nobody ewer does.
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wwhat do you think shed like
like diamonds or wwhat
wwhat do human wwomen look for in jewwelry exactly cause betwween you and me a bracelet made outta the clavvicle of her greatest non-romantic nemesis probably isnt it
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ok wwhat manner a gemstone to humans says "i appreciate your bein cordial wwith me" wwithout sayin "i wwant to fill pails wwith you" cause i hear goin too heavvy on this kinda thing can kinda givve the latter impression
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Perhaps the gift is not as important as much as how you give it. Hide the present, and give him a clue as to where it is on Christmas Day. He does love his riddles.
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[a pause.]
...Hell, that ain't a bad idea. And ignorin' it would practically be admittin' he didn't know how to solwe it, either - where do you think I oughta hide it?
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Somewhere that would be difficult for him to retrieve even after solving the clue. A physical challenge, or perhaps a more personal challenge. There is no reason to be easy on him.
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Maybe I oughta stick it at the end of a hallway and draw a shit ton a riddles all ower the place. You think he'd go for that?
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Um, I don't know who Felicia is, so I'm sorry but I don't know.
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Just tossin' out ideas here.
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Does he have a lot of corpses that would need such a hole?
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