voice; locked from edward nygma and felicia hardy

[swwag]

Okay, let's hypothetically hypothesize that somebody is currently embroiled up to their fuckin' nook in a contentious goddamn present purchasin' one-upsmanship. You know, for Earth Jegusmas or whatewer

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permavideo aaaaargh i hate you

[submersing]

"Jegusmas". [ meaning she does not know what the fuck that is

also ]

Isn't this "Nygma" your father figure? [ ALWAYS FORGETTING ]

HEH

[swwag]

Adoptiwe surrogate lusus, in terms a the human familial system.

[wow that was the hugest contradiction ever.]

die

[submersing]

[ um... ]

The head of your enemy is always a suitable choice for a gift.

[ shes one hundred percent kidding ]

:c

[swwag]

Not a option. He'd get all manners a fuckin' finhurt ower my killin' Norm before he got the chance himself.

[HAHA WHAT IS JOKES]

[osreborn]

[ Almost bored: ] You can never go wrong with books.

[swwag]

Aren't you his kismesis?

Takin' gift suggestions from you is kinda doin' the exact opposite a what I'm intendin', here.

[pppppause.]

...Hell, maybe it ain't.

Norm, what kinda book would you get him?

[osreborn]

His-- [ Oh yeah, that word. WHATEVER. ] If you don't want my advice, I won't give it to you. Make up your mind.

[swwag]

I just fuckin' asked what kinda book you would get him.

You know, I figure that looks a hell of a lot like askin' after your own personal adwice. But hell, don't take my word on it, practically nobody ewer does.

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[soldarius]

You can never go wrong with jewelry for women.

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[swwag]

[oh kate :c]

wwhat do you think shed like
like diamonds or wwhat
wwhat do human wwomen look for in jewwelry exactly cause betwween you and me a bracelet made outta the clavvicle of her greatest non-romantic nemesis probably isnt it

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[soldarius]

Diamonds might be out of your price range. [ or who knows. eridan might have money. ] Something that compliments her. Maybe her hair or her eyes. Definitely in silver.

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[swwag]

ok somethin in silvver
ok wwhat manner a gemstone to humans says "i appreciate your bein cordial wwith me" wwithout sayin "i wwant to fill pails wwith you" cause i hear goin too heavvy on this kinda thing can kinda givve the latter impression

Voice;

[exceptfebruary]

Eridan. Getting a present for Edward Nygma? I didn't realize you were acquainted. [ Pretending he hadn't already stumbled across this. ]

Perhaps the gift is not as important as much as how you give it. Hide the present, and give him a clue as to where it is on Christmas Day. He does love his riddles.

Voice;

[swwag]

Obwiously. We kinda fuckin' argue all ower the place, so I figured ewerybody would know by now.

[a pause.]

...Hell, that ain't a bad idea. And ignorin' it would practically be admittin' he didn't know how to solwe it, either - where do you think I oughta hide it?

[exceptfebruary]

I admit, I had noticed. You two do seem rather close.

Somewhere that would be difficult for him to retrieve even after solving the clue. A physical challenge, or perhaps a more personal challenge. There is no reason to be easy on him.

[swwag]

Well no fuckin' shit.

Maybe I oughta stick it at the end of a hallway and draw a shit ton a riddles all ower the place. You think he'd go for that?

VOICE I am the best at subject headings

[peanutblooder]

Uh. Well, if you're still looking, maybe you could get him something that has significance about your moiraillegiance? To show, I guess, that the relationship is meaningfull for you. Or, something you can do together?

Um, I don't know who Felicia is, so I'm sorry but I don't know.

VOICE

[swwag]

You think he'd appreciate the comedic walue in my buyin' him a human corpse hole plot?

Just tossin' out ideas here.

[peanutblooder]

Well. Maybe. I don't really know him, so I don't know if he is good with pranks, and also, the human mourning ceremonies are pretty weird!

Does he have a lot of corpses that would need such a hole?