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[swwag]

Okay, let's hypothetically hypothesize that somebody is currently embroiled up to their fuckin' nook in a contentious goddamn present purchasin' one-upsmanship. You know, for Earth Jegusmas or whatewer

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[soldarius]

You can never go wrong with jewelry for women.

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[swwag]

[oh kate :c]

wwhat do you think shed like
like diamonds or wwhat
wwhat do human wwomen look for in jewwelry exactly cause betwween you and me a bracelet made outta the clavvicle of her greatest non-romantic nemesis probably isnt it

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[soldarius]

Diamonds might be out of your price range. [ or who knows. eridan might have money. ] Something that compliments her. Maybe her hair or her eyes. Definitely in silver.

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[swwag]

ok somethin in silvver
ok wwhat manner a gemstone to humans says "i appreciate your bein cordial wwith me" wwithout sayin "i wwant to fill pails wwith you" cause i hear goin too heavvy on this kinda thing can kinda givve the latter impression

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[soldarius]

Lapis lazuli? Those might be pricey as well. I'm sure she won't take it the wrong way, though.

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[swwag]

yeah i hope not thats ALL i fuckin need is her takin that the wwrong wway
lapis lazuli dont sound bad though ill shop around a little

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[soldarius]

Doubt it.

You can always ask the shopkeepers.