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swwag in capeandcowl

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Oct 25, 2011 02:54

( cut for purple courier, Eridan declaring himself leader of everything in the upcoming eldritch invasion, and also a bunch of shit he made up )

eridan ampora | prince of hope

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manlytear October 25 2011, 08:41:02 UTC

Pardon those of use who are not clamoring to throw our lot behind a child with a false sense of superiority.

[ and added almost a full minute later ]

Leo.

swwag October 26 2011, 03:12:33 UTC

listen you fakey fake fuckin imitation a wworthy blood hue i got more history doin this sorta thing than you and your god damn ancestor COMBINED
so dont fuckin get sassy wwith me i wwont stand for it
and that means youre neps then
not the WWORST patron troll you coulda had i guess

manlytear October 26 2011, 03:20:20 UTC

I fail to believe that.
I am curious as to how many people here would vouch for your leadership and combat abilities.

And I am aware. That is the only reason I was inclined to answer such an insipid question.

swwag October 26 2011, 07:17:02 UTC

wwell considerin almost none of em actually LIKE me enough to tell the truth not a wwhole fuckin lot
oh thats nice
are wwe through here

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PRIVATE, ENCRYPTED; fairyarcher October 25 2011, 09:01:38 UTC

They'd take you more seriously if you didn't call them worthless and dirtscrapers.

PRIVATE, ENCRYPTED; swwag October 26 2011, 03:13:46 UTC

Well I got to remind 'em of their place. It's important for a leader to put themselwes abowe the led.

PRIVATE, ENCRYPTED; fairyarcher October 26 2011, 03:23:36 UTC

Of course, you have to prove yourself capable of being a leader, before you can put anyone else into place.

PRIVATE, ENCRYPTED; swwag October 26 2011, 07:15:48 UTC

We don't hawe time for that, Ru. I am practically the best goddamn thing that ewer happened to 'em all in a leadership sense, and they're throwin' it in my fuckin' face.

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[voice] doubleoohbaby October 25 2011, 10:44:21 UTC

Eloquent as always, Eridan. It's a shame I've already made other arrangement.

And Aries. How does that tie in with your lot?

[voice] swwag October 26 2011, 03:45:33 UTC

Oh I am just hurtin' ower the loss a your help. What ewer will I fuckin' do without you.

[SIGHpause.]

Ar. The rustblood, I mean.

[voice] doubleoohbaby October 26 2011, 13:03:30 UTC

Pardon? Rustblood?

[voice] swwag October 27 2011, 08:20:51 UTC

Yeah, the lowest in the entire goddamn hemospectrum when disgustin' mutants aren't taken into account. Only barely abowe human blood color.

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crabulous October 25 2011, 14:09:09 UTC

[Does someone request bubbly fish noises! Not this kind? Too bad!]

Ooooh! I'm a Taurus!

swwag October 26 2011, 03:46:26 UTC

[DAMMIT HE SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT FISHNOISES]

Meanin' your patron is Taw.

I am completely fuckin' unsurprised.

crabulous October 26 2011, 19:05:38 UTC

Is that because we have such similar dispositions?

swwag October 27 2011, 08:21:25 UTC

Sure is.

You oughta glub at him sometime, Zoid.

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swwag October 26 2011, 04:26:21 UTC

noww i see wwhat youre sayin here thom
but honestly eye could not fuckin care less
in fact youd be right in sayin this sorta opinions driftin right into my blind spot a givvin a shit

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swwag October 26 2011, 07:18:49 UTC

[HEHRM]

nope
are wwe sittin on our wwhiskerbeast-themed ass durin the apocalypse thom

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