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[electrouble]

[ The communicator is quavering unsteadily as if the hands holding it are shaking; the camera focuses extremely close on the side of Electro's face, his eye (very bloodshot) and brow-area are in view but that's all for a long moment before he pulls it out slightly wider. ]What's the best cure for when you wake up feelin' like you were hit by a mack

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[technophantom]

Welcome back to the living, Mr. Dillon.

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[electrouble]

Thanks. I guess. [ He rubs his head. ] How long was I--?

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[technophantom]

Your body was discovered by the Pro on the 22nd of September, 2011, in the river. It is now the 30th of September, 2011.

To my knowledge, your killer has not yet been apprehended.

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[electrouble]

Oh. [ Pauses. ] I remember the river. Ain't surprised, though. No one ever punishes the guy what kill people like me, do they?

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[electrouble]

What?

[electrouble]

I didn't do it on purpose, man!

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[themouthymerc]

Junk food and reality TV!

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[electrouble]

What kind of reality TV? Does it matter?

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[themouthymerc]

HELLZ YEAH IT DOES. Hoarders. Definitely Hoarders. Or COPS.

... Maybe The Bachelor. For the catfights!

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[electrouble]

I do like COPS. Always wanted to be on that show but I don't think they'd know how to get my good side. The fuck is The Bachelor?

[incywincyhero]

Man, and here I was hoping to get at least another starfish-free week ... but I guess beggars can't be choosers.

Advil's always worked better for me, for the record.

[electrouble]

Yeah, say that to my face. I oughta knock your block off for that one, Webhead.

[incywincyhero]

Awww, and after I took the time to welcome you back and give you medical advice and everything. I'm hurt, I thought we really meant something to each other.

[electrouble]

Maybe I'd feel more warm and fuzzy if you didn't say I should stay dead another week. Nah, I'll stick to my first answer.

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[elecdouble]

[ MAN. What does she say to this? She doesn't even know ]

Hey. [ Allison that is not very good ]

Um, did you get asprin?

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[electrouble]

Yeah and it ain't helping much.

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[elecdouble]

Oh. Do you want something stronger? [ The implication, of course, is that this girl does not have prescription drugs on hand ]

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[electrouble]

I'd probably OD or something.