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[electrouble]

[ The communicator is quavering unsteadily as if the hands holding it are shaking; the camera focuses extremely close on the side of Electro's face, his eye (very bloodshot) and brow-area are in view but that's all for a long moment before he pulls it out slightly wider. ]What's the best cure for when you wake up feelin' like you were hit by a mack

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[incywincyhero]

Man, and here I was hoping to get at least another starfish-free week ... but I guess beggars can't be choosers.

Advil's always worked better for me, for the record.

[electrouble]

Yeah, say that to my face. I oughta knock your block off for that one, Webhead.

[incywincyhero]

Awww, and after I took the time to welcome you back and give you medical advice and everything. I'm hurt, I thought we really meant something to each other.

[electrouble]

Maybe I'd feel more warm and fuzzy if you didn't say I should stay dead another week. Nah, I'll stick to my first answer.

[incywincyhero]

Aww, come on. If I hadn't gotten a token "I hero, you villain" dig in right off the bat, wouldn't you have been weirded out? Admit it, you would've been weirded out.

[electrouble]

Everything you do is weird. Why should this be any exception?

WAIT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE VOICE

[incywincyhero]

[Pause. Then, genuinely puzzled:]

Are you ... trying to tell me that I hurt your feelings?

[electrouble]

No. That's stupid. What feelings? I just love an excuse to come and pound on you.

[incywincyhero]

Oh, yeah? You and what powers, chuckles?

[electrouble]

My fists should be good enough.

[incywincyhero]

That's funny. No one else has come back delusional...

[electrouble]

Are you calling me a lightweight?

[incywincyhero]

Come on, Max, even you should be able to follow the math here. If my spidery self plus your electromagnetic arsenal equals me whuppin' your butt anyway, then subtracting your powers from the mix ain't exactly gonna change the equation in your favor.

And speaking of getting your butt whupped...

[electrouble]

Stop right there. I don't like speaking of that.

[incywincyhero]

What, don't you want us to catch the guy?

... Or gal?

[electrouble]

Is anyone actually tryin'?