1st ∾ permavideo!

[themouthymerc]

YES. SWEET VALIDATION!

I'm a hero. Hear that, world? Deadpool is here to help! And someone is actually asking him to do it! On purpose!

[koff] I mean, not that I need it, as I'm already a card-carrying member of both the X-Men and the Avengers (or I would be, if they'd give me my freaking cards already), but it's nice to hear from a sexy lady

Comments

voice;

[afeatherpillow]

She doesn't have a body.

Also, she's a sociopath.

[themouthymerc]

[way too busy swooning to listen :'D] I know, isn't she amazing?

[afeatherpillow]

[sob.]

That doesn't quite fit with my definition of 'amazing.'

[themouthymerc]

Wait, seriously? It doesn't?

What are you, crazy?

permavideo

[hairwasmyroom]

Hello! Yes, your video thingee's on. But sorry, I can't help you with the computer lady. I don't really know anything about her.

Re: permavideo

[themouthymerc]

I was worried! They told me these things worked from everywhere. I said to myself, I said: That's too good to be true.

But it's not. What up?

[hairwasmyroom]

I know! We get a great signal here. There must be a cell phone tower close by.

Umm, not much. What's up with you?

[grenadeball]

how many times will humanity have to go through 'is this thing on' before we can kill it dead

like people or people like things wearing sunglasses to indicate 'this guy is COOOOOOOL'

[themouthymerc]

Wait. Wait.

Are you saying that sunglasses don't make that guy cool?

[grenadeball]

name everybody to wear sunglasses in music videos

now calculate how many of them were actually cool

[themouthymerc]

I feel like you're begging me to rickroll you right now.

[video]

[fliesacomet260]

[ What? ]

It's on alright.

[ But seriously, what? ]

Why would you want to date the Porter?

[themouthymerc]

Why wouldn't you?

[He is being... so sincere right now...]

[fliesacomet260]

Generally speaking, I like my dates to be a bit more fleshy and a bit less keen on kidnapping.

[themouthymerc]

I don't know, a good kidnapping can really spice up your relationship! You should try it some time.

[themouthymerc]

What?! I'll take 'em all! If I can't have her, no on--

Heyyy, izzat you, Arcade? It is, isn't it? I can hear that bowtie from here!

[themouthymerc]

I'm crazy romantic, game boy! But mostly crazy.

[SO grinning beneath the mask.] That is the best idea I've heard all night. Hey, you think they pay well there? I could teach the crap outta those kids!