1st ∾ permavideo!

[themouthymerc]

YES. SWEET VALIDATION!

I'm a hero. Hear that, world? Deadpool is here to help! And someone is actually asking him to do it! On purpose!

[koff] I mean, not that I need it, as I'm already a card-carrying member of both the X-Men and the Avengers (or I would be, if they'd give me my freaking cards already), but it's nice to hear from a sexy lady

Comments

[video]

[fliesacomet260]

[ What? ]

It's on alright.

[ But seriously, what? ]

Why would you want to date the Porter?

[themouthymerc]

Why wouldn't you?

[He is being... so sincere right now...]

[fliesacomet260]

Generally speaking, I like my dates to be a bit more fleshy and a bit less keen on kidnapping.

[themouthymerc]

I don't know, a good kidnapping can really spice up your relationship! You should try it some time.

[fliesacomet260]

[ Tonks starts to contradict him, thinks about it and then closes her mouth before finally saying something. ]

Yeah, maybe, if you're already in a relationship with someone.

[themouthymerc]

Sometimes you gotta take a chance! Live the dream! Get all Stockholm Syndrome on a pretty lady kidnapper! I mean, what's the point of life otherwise, am I right?

[fliesacomet260]

I don't... What?

[themouthymerc]

Exactly! So what up? I like the hair. It's very awkward-teenage-rebellion-a-few years-too-late.

[fliesacomet260]

I felt like being lavender today, that's all.