1st ∾ permavideo!

[themouthymerc]

YES. SWEET VALIDATION!

I'm a hero. Hear that, world? Deadpool is here to help! And someone is actually asking him to do it! On purpose!

[koff] I mean, not that I need it, as I'm already a card-carrying member of both the X-Men and the Avengers (or I would be, if they'd give me my freaking cards already), but it's nice to hear from a sexy lady

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[grooviestmutant]

You are a member of the X-Men as well? Excellent.

[themouthymerc]

Totally!! --Wait. ["Excellent???" Squinting so suspiciously at the text.] Who are you?

voice;

[grooviestmutant]

[ Have an... English accent! Not exactly comics canon, but hey, Charles is Charles and he does what he wants. ]

Ah-Charles. Charles Xavier.

Re: voice;

[themouthymerc]

No way.

[W/E DEADPOOL TOTALLY BUYS IT INSTANTLY ANYWAY]

What up, Chuck? Can you get me a job? You still got that crazy school, don't you? Wild toupees couldn't keep you away from all of those adorable slash lethal kids!

voice;

[grooviestmutant]

[ Charles pauses for a while and then just laughs. He's used to being recognised, and he'd expected it-though he certainly doesn't know to whom he's speaking. ]

It is actually much different here, I'm afraid. You see, it is Hank McCoy that runs the Institute.

[themouthymerc]

You're kidding! Xavier doesn't run Xavier's institute? What kind of topsy turvey upside-down world is this? Next thing you'll tell me that you have a head full of hair!

... Wait, are we talking some Kelsey Grammar lookin' Doc McCoy? Please say yes, please say yes.

video; w e l p

[grooviestmutant]

[ Here's Charles, 24 years old, oh also have some hair. Damn, he's pretty sad about losing that but he's trying to cope, and he smiles and raises his brows at his communicator. ]

Kelsey Gr-no, I do not- think so; [ so unsure ] he is not the Hank McCoy I am familiar with at all, however. [ A soft laugh at his enthusiasm, EVEN IF HE DOESN'T GET IT. ]

/converts everyone to video eventually BD DP WINS

[themouthymerc]

[Hand: flies to mouth. SO SCANDALIZED!]

OMG! [Yes. He said that out loud.] Chuckles, look at you! Are you sure you're a teacher, not a student?

[...beat] You know, now that you've got more hair than I do, I feel cheated somehow.

LOL

[grooviestmutant]

[ Charles is blinking in amusement, though he shouldn't be so surprised by the reaction - it's normal now! ]

Have I really? Well, that is awfully reassuring, to be quite honest. [ A small, proud smile. ]

C:

[themouthymerc]

Don't let it go to your head, Chuck-a-doodle-doo. I'm still the best with the ladies, hair or no hair. [This is a filthy lie.]

charles is like what is that nickname even

[grooviestmutant]

[ Well, now there's an audible laugh. ] I will have you know that I am quite splendid with women-and I will not believe that my future without hair will affect that in any way.

BD he loves it! Deep down. On the inside. He just doesn't know it yet...

[themouthymerc]

That sounds like a challenge, Chuckarooni. What say we shave your head and see?

[He's not serious... probably.]

meanwhile he's writing them down going "yes these are brill i will sign letters to erik with them"

[grooviestmutant]

[ Well, now he's looking uncomfortable. He tries not to show it, though. At first. ]

I-hardly think that would be necessary. [ A smirk. It's weak but it's totally there. ]