1st ∾ permavideo!

[themouthymerc]

YES. SWEET VALIDATION!

I'm a hero. Hear that, world? Deadpool is here to help! And someone is actually asking him to do it! On purpose!

[koff] I mean, not that I need it, as I'm already a card-carrying member of both the X-Men and the Avengers (or I would be, if they'd give me my freaking cards already), but it's nice to hear from a sexy lady

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permavideo;

[crabulous]

Hello!

[themouthymerc]

AHA. Competition, eh?

You and your mouth flaps better be steering clear of the lady, pal. I'm a jealous man.

[crabulous]

You mean to mate with the rowbutt woman?

[themouthymerc]

Well, I'll take her to dinner and a show, first! What kind of Merc do you take me for??

permavideo;

[bendersgotback]

Hey, back off! If anyone gets to make it with the only fembot in town, it should be me, Bender! You can have her after I'm done.

[themouthymerc]

Did he just go there?

He did just go there!

Oh it's on, tin man.

[bendersgotback]

You don't have the software.

[themouthymerc]

All I got is ~hardware~, baybee.

[permavideo]

[ex_julianhe]

You're one of the X-Men?

[ All the skepticism. ]

[themouthymerc]

Hellz yeah I am! Me and the X-Dorks go way back. I got the outfits to prove it.

[Do not tempt him to break out the Marvel Girl threads, Julian. For your own sake.]

[ex_julianhe]

[ STILL SKEPTICAL. ]

Then why don't I know you? I been with them for years.

[themouthymerc]

Maybe you got memory problems, kid, I don't know.

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[undeadsidekick]

You get your validation from freaks that dress up in nylons and fight crime?

Might wanna get that checked.

video, get out with your bat-stealth

[themouthymerc]

That's what my therapist says! Well, used to say.

Look, the important thing is that they get the women to dress up in the nylons too. You ever seen Ms Marvel? Rowr.

That is the important thing, right?

[text]

[undeadsidekick]

Sounds like you need a new guy. And possibly some drugs. Not the fun kind either.

No, but I've met a lot of them. The look's not bad, if you're into shit like that.

[themouthymerc]

Drugs are bad. Stay in school.

Hey. I am into everything, pal.

Voice;

[gatewhatgate]

Uh, I don't think the scary voice lady is dating anyone. I'm not sure if Larcheezi can date.i [That is not her name. In any way.] But then, I haven't been here that long.

[themouthymerc]

Ahhh, Larcheezi. What a majestic name. [...what have you done...] Well if anyone else asks, mystery voice, you can tell 'em she's seeing the luckiest guy in town: me.

I really need an edit button. Curse my crooked fingers.

[gatewhatgate]

Don't you have to ask her out and give her flowers before you announce you're dating? Making sure she can love might be a good idea too, Mr... [What did he say his name was again?] Deadpool.

:( I hate when my fingers rebel against me.

[themouthymerc]

I would, but this is pretty much inevitable. Don't they say that women like a man with confidence? I am stupid with confidence right now! How can she resist?