1st ∾ permavideo!

[themouthymerc]

YES. SWEET VALIDATION!

I'm a hero. Hear that, world? Deadpool is here to help! And someone is actually asking him to do it! On purpose!

[koff] I mean, not that I need it, as I'm already a card-carrying member of both the X-Men and the Avengers (or I would be, if they'd give me my freaking cards already), but it's nice to hear from a sexy lady

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permavideo;

[crabulous]

Hello!

[themouthymerc]

AHA. Competition, eh?

You and your mouth flaps better be steering clear of the lady, pal. I'm a jealous man.

[crabulous]

You mean to mate with the rowbutt woman?

[themouthymerc]

Well, I'll take her to dinner and a show, first! What kind of Merc do you take me for??

[crabulous]

Obviously you're a very fine gentleman.

[themouthymerc]

Yeah, well you're-- wait, I am?

Is this some kind of trap?

[crabulous]

A trap? Where?

[themouthymerc]

You don't even know? You've doomed us all!

[crabulous]

Oh no! Please don't hit me!

[themouthymerc]

[... d'aww he's like a hideous version of Bob. Deadpool can't hate on that.]

Alright, fine. You're off the hook. This time.

[crabulous]

Hooray! I'm not being harmed!

[themouthymerc]

That's me! Not doing harm!

It's because I'm a hero.

Hold your applause.

[crabulous]

You really are a hero! The rowbutt woman was wise to select you as one of her champions!

[themouthymerc]

Hellz yes! All that and I can totally kick butt, too. It's like she knew.

[crabulous]

That must be why she chose you. She's very intelligent, for a rowbutt.