1st ∾ permavideo!

[themouthymerc]

YES. SWEET VALIDATION!

I'm a hero. Hear that, world? Deadpool is here to help! And someone is actually asking him to do it! On purpose!

[koff] I mean, not that I need it, as I'm already a card-carrying member of both the X-Men and the Avengers (or I would be, if they'd give me my freaking cards already), but it's nice to hear from a sexy lady

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[undeadsidekick]

You get your validation from freaks that dress up in nylons and fight crime?

Might wanna get that checked.

video, get out with your bat-stealth

[themouthymerc]

That's what my therapist says! Well, used to say.

Look, the important thing is that they get the women to dress up in the nylons too. You ever seen Ms Marvel? Rowr.

That is the important thing, right?

[text]

[undeadsidekick]

Sounds like you need a new guy. And possibly some drugs. Not the fun kind either.

No, but I've met a lot of them. The look's not bad, if you're into shit like that.

[themouthymerc]

Drugs are bad. Stay in school.

Hey. I am into everything, pal.

[undeadsidekick]

1, yes; 2, too late.

... More than I needed to know.

[themouthymerc]

That's how I roll!

Anyway, who are you? Why the mystery text? We're all friends here!

[undeadsidekick]

The text is out of courtesy, actually. And we're not friends, I'm just one hell of a nice guy.