video;

[swwag]

[ for those who would recognize it, this is the interior of Eddie's house. there's a large television before them and look, it's Eridan (and also Rose for some reason) watching a movie -- Cyberbully, to be exact. there's dramatic, teen music playing from the television and a girl running through a house

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[showingstabs]

Blueprints?

If you can't kill em' the old fashioned way, I don't know what to fucking say to you.

[swwag]

[OH GOD this is probably that scary frowning motherfucker Gamzee was talking about way back when. the one from Regisurp or whatever Karkat's plan thing was, he kind of skimmed all that unrelated-to-angel-killing nonsense.]

I been doin' it the old-fashioned way for who fuckin' knows how long, thanks. I just miss hawin' my gun is all.

Got a lot a sentimental walue to it.

[SO MANY CORPSES TO ITS NAME.]

[showingstabs]

Didn't like getting blood on your clothes, huh?

[swwag]

Not this nauseatin' red swill ewerybody and their fuckin' spawn hawe around here, no.

But that's beside the point. I don't got to justify my actions to a fuckin' exile.

[meowminx]

Still staying at Eddie's place?

[swwag]

So far. He might be in the whole process a kickin' me out right now, though.

[the closest approximation to his tone of voice right now is probably Kanyeshrug.]

[meowminx]

Any plans afterward?

[swwag]

Yep, he is. No good goddamn thankless moirail a mine.

[a slightly irritable pause.]

Not really. I got Gam's place if I got no other option, but it's fuckin' creepy and cowered in bear traps.

video;

[tastesrainbows]

[ SO MUCH BROW FURROWING ]

I'm not entirely certain that I can properly process this.

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[sweatquius]

D --> Kanaya may we speak

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[tastesrainbows]

That May Be Entirely Dependent On What You Intend To Say

private; text

[sweatquius]

D --> Eridan wishes for me to solicit a truce
D --> I have agreed to Auspistice purely in the interest we can put this chaos behind us now
D --> This is awkward, I apologize

[voice]

[doubleoohbaby]

What are you watching?

[voice]

[swwag]

Hell if I know. Think it's a documentary on wastly inferior human trollin' or somethin'.

[voice]

[doubleoohbaby]

Ah.

[Stalkin' threads. Particularly a certain Edward.]

Trying to run from something, Eridan?

[voice]

[swwag]

You want a list?

[pause. dismissively:]

Not that I'd be runnin' in the first place, if Ed didn't want me gone.

voice? action? IDK!!!

[acrossyourpath]

If you're going to watch bad movies in my house, at least make them good bad movies.

voice........unless she wants to be witness to POPCORNGATE '11.....

[swwag]

Hey, I don't ewen fuckin' know how we got to watchin' this shit, don't blame me. Probably her fault anyhow.

I suggested Rocky Horror or whatewer it was called. That looked interestin'.

VOICE..... though action on her end i guess idk how this is working

[disillusionists]

I'm right here. [ :||| ]

Yes, but I am in no mood to watch a musical about pansexual mad scientist hedonistic transvestite from Transsexual Transylvania. Besides, I felt Cyberbully would be more appropriate for you.

lmao I have no idea let's roll with it anyway

[swwag]

...A what.

[it's like you assume he READS THE BACK OF DVDS before buying them or something.]