video;

[swwag]

[ for those who would recognize it, this is the interior of Eddie's house. there's a large television before them and look, it's Eridan (and also Rose for some reason) watching a movie -- Cyberbully, to be exact. there's dramatic, teen music playing from the television and a girl running through a house

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[showingstabs]

Blueprints?

If you can't kill em' the old fashioned way, I don't know what to fucking say to you.

[swwag]

[OH GOD this is probably that scary frowning motherfucker Gamzee was talking about way back when. the one from Regisurp or whatever Karkat's plan thing was, he kind of skimmed all that unrelated-to-angel-killing nonsense.]

I been doin' it the old-fashioned way for who fuckin' knows how long, thanks. I just miss hawin' my gun is all.

Got a lot a sentimental walue to it.

[SO MANY CORPSES TO ITS NAME.]

[showingstabs]

Didn't like getting blood on your clothes, huh?

[swwag]

Not this nauseatin' red swill ewerybody and their fuckin' spawn hawe around here, no.

But that's beside the point. I don't got to justify my actions to a fuckin' exile.

[showingstabs]

Almost forgot you kids all bled green or some shit like that.

Tell me when you've gotten the cap off, then.

[swwag]

Oh my fuckin' cod, it's magenta.

And Kar's got his dirty disgustin' mutant blood, don't group me in with him.

[not touching the cap thing because he rips the cap off instead of fussing with those tricky goddamn child safety locks. and if he lies, Eddie will know.]