Uncle BAM wants you!

[fearthepress]

[A neutral, digitally-created female voice speaks. This message is spoken in English, but there are many like it utilizing various global languages. They can be found anywhere, everywhere: on the internet, on television, on the radio.People of the world: now is the time for change. Now is the time for renewal. For too long, we have been at the

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[technophantom]

"New World Order". You stand guilty and proud.

ImPorts, our Fourth Reich awaits.

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[sweetvalleygirl]

Fourth Reich...? But I thought there were only three of them!

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[technophantom]

...Precisely.

They know their history. Nothing is unplanned.

...Nothing has been created as ultima materia - in its final state. Everything is at first created in its prima materia, its original stuff; whereupon Vulcan [emphasis mine] comes, and by the art of alchemy develops it into its final substance. -Paracelus

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[sweetvalleygirl]

It's like forcing people to... evolve or something?

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[girlverine]

This is a mistake.

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[sweetvalleygirl]

Laura! I'm frightened! What does this mean?

[voice]

[girlverine]

The government is attempting to create a superpowered army.

It will end badly.

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[sweetvalleygirl]

Does this mean that more people will get kidnapped and stuff?

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[subconman]

how very cliche.

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[technophantom]

Why change what's worked for centuries?

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[subconman]

innovation is rarely as highly prized as it should be.

i do wonder how many volunteers this shall garner.

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[technophantom]

They never boast if they can't do it. Believe me. They discredit people like me, when they're still shaky.

This is very bad.

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[anoblelie]

[But Azula's interest has been piqued.]

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[slipperysoul]

You can't just create champions in a warehouse somewhere.

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[slipperysoul]

I don't think that method works all that well either.