Uncle BAM wants you!

[fearthepress]

[A neutral, digitally-created female voice speaks. This message is spoken in English, but there are many like it utilizing various global languages. They can be found anywhere, everywhere: on the internet, on television, on the radio.People of the world: now is the time for change. Now is the time for renewal. For too long, we have been at the

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voice;

[slipperysoul]

You can't just create champions in a warehouse somewhere.

voice;

[slipperysoul]

I don't think that method works all that well either.

voice;

[slipperysoul]

How long's it been going on?

voice;

[slipperysoul]

So even longer than that, now that they've got these guys out on patrol.

voice;

[soldarius]

Things like this have always have a catch.

voice;

[slipperysoul]

Course it does, you don't just get turned into a hero for free.

voice;

[soldarius]

They don't expect us to fall for it, do they? [ SUDDENLY: lex luthor's everyman project. also, more of a statement than actual question but seriously.

this is suspicious as hell. ]

voice;

[slipperysoul]

Why else would they release a message like this?

voice;

[soldarius]

Reeks of a bad idea.

voice;

[slipperysoul]

Or a really good one, as far as they're concerned. Everybody needs a hero.

voice;

[notquiteidol]

Might not be a bad deal for some of us.

voice;

[slipperysoul]

Gonna sign yourself up to be a superhero now, too?

voice;

[notquiteidol]

Better than watching you lot sit around doing nothing.

[Angel. Angel, you're gonna get a visit tonight~]