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[hardonic]

[the video pops on with two light-haired siblings peering into the camera, one with her back straight and legs crossed and the other slouched back on the couch, hands behind his head.]

I'm tellin' you Rose, it's hells of obvious. We are basically in a massive MMO crossover the likes of FF.net have never seen.

[ she looks massively disinterested,

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[disillusionists]

[ that lineface stays as she brings her knees to her chest, curling up on the couch. STARING DOWN AT HER COMMUNICATOR WITH SO MUCH INTENSITY. ]

Doesn't that bother you? Knowing that we might be fictional.

[hardonic]

[shrug]

What? Just 'cause we're fictional doesn't mean the shit we do matters anyway. Props to the author for trying to make me as swag as I am, though. He's tryin'. He really is.

[disillusionists]

I don't think he's quite written you into the role of "Ultimate Swag Master" though.

[ shrugs back ]

I'd like to know what our creator was thinking.

[hardonic]

'Course not. Ultimate Swag Master's gotta write me, and that's me. So I'd have to write myself. Double Moebius reacharound all up in this fucker. Still, he can try.

[tilts his head to the side, cracking his neck.] Oh, come on. Since when have authors done anything that wasn't for shits and giggles? Just look at the Harry Potter books. Or whatever DC's up to these days.

[video]

[hardonic]

[salute] Sup, Egbert?

[video]

[hardonic]

Is there anything else in this city worth talking about? Seriously, Egbert, get with the program.

video;

[fishnets]

...why did you have to remind me?

video;

[hardonic]

Call it a PSA, like that one with the chick with the frying pan wrecking the shit out of her kitchen, except with less rage and more fly motherfuckers.

video;

[fishnets]

It doesn't really change anything, though. It just means people will be googling themselves more often.

video;

[hardonic]

So what's wrong with that? Google gets a few million more hits, you figure out you're also an accountant in Nevada, and also you are fictional. No big.

[ohnoyousquidnt]

Ugh, there BETTA not be a repeat of that invasion again.

I'd never thought I'd have to fight for my life against an Eridan in a mini-skirt...

video;

[hardonic]

Well, fuck.

[ohnoyousquidnt]

Worst. Glubbing. Week. EVER.

video;

[disillusionists]

[ AUGH. SHE REMEMBERS THAT. ]

Gross.

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[abdocted]

Is that really an appropriate discussion topic for a young man and young lady to get in to?

[yeah...sorry. he's a teacher, he can't help it! at least this semi-lecture is in a classic British accent?]

video; for what it's worth, i am SO sorry about dave

[hardonic]

[leans forward to stare at him] What? Something about contemplating our fuzzy, shit-flavored navels ain't going down smooth enough for you?

video; don't be sorry, i love him and his foul mouth. xD

[abdocted]

[so dryly:] Precisely. I can't help but notice you've declined to answer the question.

video; djkfl :') dave hasn't seen classic who, so we'll see how this conversation goes...

[hardonic]

[one very incredulous eyebrow raise.] Let's say I gave a fuck. You don't think I have a point?