[video] The moment you've all been waiting for has come

[spiderfanboy]

I'm back...

[Have your typical spider-costume eye looking into the camera... And then the camera is shaking as Gerry is jumping up and down. Hopefully nobody has motion sickness.]

I'm back! Oh my god, I'm back! This is amazing! You know, I totally forgot about this place back home, which is stupid, but now I'm back and [Yeah, he'll just be

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[arakhnes]

[ OH LISTEN TO THE JOY IN HER VOICE

look how much joy there is

................ except not really ]

Oh. You're back.

[spiderfanboy]

[Oh... Okay... Gee, thanks]

Yep, even you. It's good to see you too!

[arakhnes]

I didn't know you got Ported out.

[ cause who the hell is gerry ]

[spiderfanboy]

Oh, gee, thanks...

I've only been gone for... wait, what day is it?

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[secondhandwebs]

[You can't see it, but she does have to smile under the mask at all that enthusiasm.]

It's not that bad back home, mister.

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[spiderfanboy]

[He's even happy to see you! Even if he saw you like five minutes ago.]

Speak for yourself, girli-[Oh wait, he promised not to call her that. It's slowly coming back to him] Spider-Girl.

I might not have been that bad.

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[secondhandwebs]

That's what I thought. Pretty sure James was taking care of Barkdevil...hopefully for the last week, too.

[Oh, man. She totally forgot about the dog during the invasion of the children.]

See anything exciting on the home trip?

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[spiderfanboy]

What happened last week? Is he okay? James, I mean... And the pup.

[She doesn't seem too worried, so he shouldn't be?]

I met Spider-Man? Which isn't that interesting when I'm here, sadly.

[saylikewhat]

Oh, hey, man! Pretty sure I ate your dog last week.

[spiderfanboy]

[Oh hey, he remembers you cute!pretend!vampire girl!]

Why would you do that?

[saylikewhat]

Dude, I gotta have a reason for everything I do?

Pretend I knew that was a question >.>

[spiderfanboy]

Yes! Why would you even want to eat a dog!?

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[queenofcantstfu]

Oh boy! It's Spider-Man!

[spiderfanboy]

[He doesn't even care if you're being sarcastic or not, that get the biggest smile ever out of him.]

Have no fear because I've finally returned! Heh, long time no see, Hawkeye.

[queenofcantstfu]

Back atcha, buggy. And what news from the home front? All's well, I hope?

[spiderfanboy]

Nothing to exciting. I met Spider-Man though, even if that doesn't seem as impressive here. I'm glad to be back though.

How about you? How's life going for my favorite archer?

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[incywincyhero]

Welcome back, kid. You didn't miss, uh ... anything important, so, you know ... don't worry about it.

[ LIES. ]

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[spiderfanboy]

[Just have a minute or two of awed silence, because even though he saw you like 4 hours ago, OMG SPIDER-MAN!]

It's good to see you again, man! I, uh, heard about the kid stuff.

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[incywincyhero]

[ Wave of the hand. ]

Yeah, just the usual City shenanigans, you know how it is.

[ By which he means NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN. ]

So. How're you doing these days? Any, uh ... interesting things going on in your life?

[spiderfanboy]

Nothing too much. I stopped a gang war before coming here. Well- Darkdevil and I did... And you were there too. And Spider-Girl helped too, I guess.