[video] The moment you've all been waiting for has come

[spiderfanboy]

I'm back...

[Have your typical spider-costume eye looking into the camera... And then the camera is shaking as Gerry is jumping up and down. Hopefully nobody has motion sickness.]

I'm back! Oh my god, I'm back! This is amazing! You know, I totally forgot about this place back home, which is stupid, but now I'm back and [Yeah, he'll just be

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[queenofcantstfu]

Oh boy! It's Spider-Man!

[spiderfanboy]

[He doesn't even care if you're being sarcastic or not, that get the biggest smile ever out of him.]

Have no fear because I've finally returned! Heh, long time no see, Hawkeye.

[queenofcantstfu]

Back atcha, buggy. And what news from the home front? All's well, I hope?

[spiderfanboy]

Nothing to exciting. I met Spider-Man though, even if that doesn't seem as impressive here. I'm glad to be back though.

How about you? How's life going for my favorite archer?

[queenofcantstfu]

I had a week off from school last week. Spent most of it distributing food to lost children. [She sighs.] That had to be one of the worst things to happen to the City. Eight million crying kindergarteners... ugh.

But on the upside, one of my teammates showed up a couple weeks ago!

[spiderfanboy]

So you weren't changed either, huh? Well, that's good! Everyone must have been okay with you around.

Who is it? Can I meet them?

[queenofcantstfu]

Heh, well, I did my best. I dunno, there's just something weird about having every adult you know's childhood on display.

His name is Wiccan, and yes, you can totally meet him. There's a new archer in town too, but I trust she won't usurp my role as your favorite anytime soon.

[spiderfanboy]

I don't know, some of that sounds kinda cool. Did you see kid Spidey? That'd be awesome!

A new archer? Not a chance that she's a pretty as you.

[queenofcantstfu]

Alas, I did not. His team of caregivers had him pretty well tucked away. Not even my hawk-like vision could aid me in that task.

Hm... well, she's blonde. You like blondes, don't you?

[spiderfanboy]

They're nice, I suppose. Is she any good though?

[queenofcantstfu]

That is still to be determined. I haven't seen her in action yet.

But her bow is gorgeous.

[spiderfanboy]

But is it better than yours?

[queenofcantstfu]

You're joking, right?

[spiderfanboy]

That's what I thought.

[queenofcantstfu]

I'm offended you even suggested it!

[spiderfanboy]

I meant no offense, but I had to be certain, you know.