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[arachnopho8ia]

[The network feed opens on a girl clutching a cheap astrology magazine and scowling down at its pages. Relevant information: she's wearing a black shirt with a blue Scorpio sign on it.]

Listen up, all you losers. Loooooooosers. That was eight O's, if you can't tell. But you should be able to.

[She traces a finger along the page of the magazine.]

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video oh my god this is scary D:

[ohnoyousquidnt]

Hmm, let's see what this says for you today...

[Feferi types something onto her ipad, and is stifling giggles as she reads]

'Be careful how you treat others, because feelings are likely to be hurt if you're insensitive. Others may look tough, but deep down they're just as soft as you are. Think twice about using your aggressive nature at the expense of others.'

Hee hee, that certainly hammerheaded the nail on the head!

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[arachnopho8ia]

Like I care what it says. It only matters because they've got my sign!

[She may sound just a touch too defensive, though.]

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[swwag]

What are you plannin', Mindfang?

[SUSPISHUS.]

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[arachnopho8ia]

It's kind of cute the way you think you should know my plans! But not cute enough for me to bother telling you.

[voice;]

[swwag]

And it's hilarious how you think it isn't obwious in the first place. I don't need eight eyes to see what you're tryin' to pull here; I spent enough time studyin' your tactics in Flarp. I know a recruiting campaign when I see it.

I just wanted to see if you were gonna play this fair or if I needed to start gatherin' my resources.

[ribbotic]

He's not even here.

[arachnopho8ia]

Whatever. He's still stupid, wherever he is.

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[donttasemebro]

What if someone, uhm... doesn't have a birthday?

[Congratulations you have stumbled upon a minor aspect of his ongoing existential crisis.]

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[arachnopho8ia]

[She can sniff out angst like a shark. A spidershark. And make it worse.]

Then someone probably sucks. Too bad!

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[invisiblemisfit]

I... don't think the time of year you're born makes you any different.

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[arachnopho8ia]

Wrong!