07 :: Video
[ Hello network! Allison's affixing the camera to a surface That's really a trash can before peering into the lens, in full costume and everything. ]
Okay, listen up kids! I'm going to be giving you a lesson on Christmas.
Santa? Doesn't exist. Yeah, yeah, I know all your mommies and daddies told you he's real, and he'll bring you all these great presents every year, but if they're gone? You don't get anything. He's fake, and you're all idiots if you believe a word that they've said.
The only Santa that exists is you, so if you want presents, you'll have to get them yourself!
[ And with that, the camera's left running as she dashes off towards the background. Then there's silence while the camera looks on the frosted window of a store. Several moments later there's a sound of electricity from inside, and then alarm bells ringing. Shouts, and then more electric-type sounds, and then there's a fumble as the camera's picked up, and it catches the ground swinging back and forth as she (presumably) flees the scene. After several minutes of this, it finally shuts off. ]
Okay, listen up kids! I'm going to be giving you a lesson on Christmas.
Santa? Doesn't exist. Yeah, yeah, I know all your mommies and daddies told you he's real, and he'll bring you all these great presents every year, but if they're gone? You don't get anything. He's fake, and you're all idiots if you believe a word that they've said.
The only Santa that exists is you, so if you want presents, you'll have to get them yourself!
[ And with that, the camera's left running as she dashes off towards the background. Then there's silence while the camera looks on the frosted window of a store. Several moments later there's a sound of electricity from inside, and then alarm bells ringing. Shouts, and then more electric-type sounds, and then there's a fumble as the camera's picked up, and it catches the ground swinging back and forth as she (presumably) flees the scene. After several minutes of this, it finally shuts off. ]