07 :: Video

[elecdouble]

[ Hello network! Allison's affixing the camera to a surface That's really a trash can before peering into the lens, in full costume and everything. ]

Okay, listen up kids! I'm going to be giving you a lesson on Christmas.

Santa? Doesn't exist. Yeah, yeah, I know all your mommies and daddies told you he's real, and he'll bring you all these

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[voice]

[rock_it_punch]

Good to see you're still here and still crazy. Do you not believe in jail either?

[voice]

[elecdouble]

Oh great! You're back.

[voice]

[rock_it_punch]

Yeah. I can tell you missed me so much.

[voice]

[elecdouble]

The only thing I noticed was the lack of idiot around here.

[flyinwithstyle]

Why would you do that to the kids?! You're not supposed to torment them until they're old enough to feed themselves!

[elecdouble]

It's better they know now than later, duh.

[Voice]

[flyinwithstyle]

Learning it now from someone who appears to be stealing?!

I hope you give them those presents.

[Voice]

[elecdouble]

No! These are my presents!

[reluctantlegend]

You do realize that there very easily could be a Santa Claus in some of the worlds that people here come from, right?

[elecdouble]

Uh, no? He's fake!

[reluctantlegend]

Like 50% of the people here are from works of fiction.

[elecdouble]

Are you stupid or something? That's just dumb!

voice

[iknowyourfear]

Wow. And I thought I was a downer.

voice

[elecdouble]

I'm not a downer! I'm a realist!

voice

[iknowyourfear]

With parent issues?

voice

[elecdouble]

[ So much louder ._. ]

I don't have parent issues!

permavideo;

[crabulous]

Oh no, friend. You're mistaken. Santa is very real.

permavideo; LMAO

[elecdouble]

If you're talking about the idiot at the mall, he's not Santa!

XD

[crabulous]

Those mall impostors look nothing like Santa!

Santa's a rowbutt!

[elecdouble]

[ Just stunned silence. Then a very bewildered: ]

What.