video.

[tothecloud]

Uhhhh.

[ Most of Abby's face is obscured by a humongous vanilla cake with strawberries. Her eyes can just be seen peering over the top into the camera. ]

Guys.

If I eat this whole thing, I'll never fit into my spandex suit ever again. Just sayin'. Anyway, it's definitely not my birthday. So, um.

Anybody want some cake?

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[voice]

[iknowyourfear]

I hate cake.

[voice]

[iknowyourfear]

Gee, thanks. I appreciate that. Really.

permavideo

[exceedmyself]

Where did it come from?

[PAUSE]

Are you sure it's not poisoned?

[tothecloud]

[ Stare. Slowly backing away from the cake. ]

Uh.

How do I tell. If it's poisoned.

[exceedmyself]

You need a taste tester. [jovially] Have any enemies?

No, I'm sure it's all right. If someone in a city of heroes wanted to kill you, they'd be more direct, I imagine.

Can I stop by?

[tothecloud]

[ A beat. ]

Okay! But you have to promise to help me with the cake.

voice I CAN'T FIND MY ICONS BY MEMORY FFFUH

[owwmyspine]

Uh...for the record?

Wasn't me.

Somebody cake'd my house, too.

LMFAO POOKIE

[tothecloud]

You got a cake, too? Is it National Cake Day and nobody told me?

[owwmyspine]

[a beat. HE SEES THIS EXCHANGE WITH SCARECROW. a little tight-lipped:]

No, I don't think that's it. But I have a bit of an idea.

[tothecloud]

Mr. Jesse thinks it's the Porter's birthday. [ Pause. ] ...Are you okay, Jaime?

permatext. SHE IS STILL VERY TINY....

[brevipennate]

that is a very nice cake.

[tothecloud]

[ A little waggle of fingers hello! ]

Er-- thanks. I think somebody made a mistake though. My comm even played "Happy Birthday" for a second, but my birthday was ages ago.

[brevipennate]

mine did that too but i do not know when my birthday is. maybe it is today but that would be strange because i do not really know it so how could the comm.

[tothecloud]

Well. I guess it must be somebody's birthday.

[tothecloud]

I... Guess so? That's kinda sketch though, isn't it?