video.

[tothecloud]

Uhhhh.

[ Most of Abby's face is obscured by a humongous vanilla cake with strawberries. Her eyes can just be seen peering over the top into the camera. ]

Guys.

If I eat this whole thing, I'll never fit into my spandex suit ever again. Just sayin'. Anyway, it's definitely not my birthday. So, um.

Anybody want some cake?

Comments

voice

[trickier]

Well, that does look like a very delicious cake.

voice

[tothecloud]

I keep waiting for it to explode or something.

I-I mean, free cake is kinda too good to believe, right?

voice

[trickier]

You'd think so, huh. Are you sure there's no occasion for it?

voice

[tothecloud]

Well. I think... It might be someone's birthday? My comm played "Happy Birthday" earlier.

voice;

[tothecloud]

[ Derp. Not computing your humor. ]

Take. The cake...?

voice;

[tothecloud]

Mister. You're kinda freaking me out.

[tothecloud]

I thought so! But Nill says her communicator played "Happy Birthday," too! Maybe it's someone important?

[Tiny Voice]

[seyfertsalvage]

I got one as well...

I think I might have some trouble finishing it.

[tothecloud]

Uh-- could you speak up? I can't hear you!

[Video]

[seyfertsalvage]

[The camera feed flips on to reveal Juston standing next to a cake with chocolate frosting that appears to be the size of a house next to him. He appears to be standing on a kitchen table. He cups his hands around his mouth as he tries to speak up.]

"I said I got one as well and I think I might have trouble finishing it."

[ voice ]

[bedeviledspider]

It looks great, but I'm not sure about free cake.

[ voice ]

[tothecloud]

It's kinda like candy from strangers. Totally sketch.

[ voice ]

[bedeviledspider]

Definitely. Maybe you shouldn't offer it to strangers until you're sure it's, uh, safe.

[ voice ]

[tothecloud]

Well.

[ The sound of her sniffing at it. ]

Maybe. I'll just... Try a piece?