voice; you know I love you but you're trying to kill me

[wrongmagician]

I could help. A lot. Using... magic.

But I could also mess it up. A lot.

But if Zatanna's there, it should be okay... probably.

Should I go? To Italy?

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[fishnets]

Do you want to go?

[wrongmagician]

Yes. I just — it isn't about the magic, really, only that that's what I can offer. But I would like to go. If I won't get in the way.

[fishnets]

Okay. Get packed and we'll head off whenever you're ready. Remember that we can always come back, as well.

You won't get in the way.

[wrongmagician]

Thanks, Zatanna. Sorry to make you head around the world on short notice.

All right.

[voice]

[oncemercurial]

If you were to mess something up, would it be possible to repair it?

[voice]

[wrongmagician]

It's possible. No guarantees, though.

voice; sorry about her...

[localiritant]

Are all witch-ey types indecisive or is it just the ones under 40?!

If you think you can help people and that's what you want then fucking go, man!

voice; but she is love

[wrongmagician]

Well... yes, there's that. But if other people would prefer I don't go, then I won't go.

voice; in an odd, rage filled sort of way, yes

[localiritant]

You are missing the point here, Merlin.

Let me try to break this down for ya in easy to swallow chunks:

Are you capable of helping people in this crisis?

voice;

[wrongmagician]

Look, it's like... I just got my driver's permit, and I want to go drive an ambulance to help people. Except if I crash the ambulance bad things happen all over the place, not just, um, there where I crashed it. So I'm asking more experienced ambulance drivers whether they're okay with me being on the road. It's not really because I'm indecisive.