voice; you know I love you but you're trying to kill me

[wrongmagician]

I could help. A lot. Using... magic.

But I could also mess it up. A lot.

But if Zatanna's there, it should be okay... probably.

Should I go? To Italy?

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voice; sorry about her...

[localiritant]

Are all witch-ey types indecisive or is it just the ones under 40?!

If you think you can help people and that's what you want then fucking go, man!

voice; but she is love

[wrongmagician]

Well... yes, there's that. But if other people would prefer I don't go, then I won't go.

voice; in an odd, rage filled sort of way, yes

[localiritant]

You are missing the point here, Merlin.

Let me try to break this down for ya in easy to swallow chunks:

Are you capable of helping people in this crisis?

voice;

[wrongmagician]

Look, it's like... I just got my driver's permit, and I want to go drive an ambulance to help people. Except if I crash the ambulance bad things happen all over the place, not just, um, there where I crashed it. So I'm asking more experienced ambulance drivers whether they're okay with me being on the road. It's not really because I'm indecisive.

voice;

[localiritant]

Yes or no question here, kid.

voice;

[wrongmagician]

[sigh] Yes.

Re: voice;

[localiritant]

Okay, very good.

Now, bite sized question number two:

Do you want to help these people?

Answer with more than a yes or no and I will superglue your glasses to your face.

voice;

[wrongmagician]

[resigned]

Yes.

voice;

[localiritant]

Good Dexter!

Okay, next bite size question:

Is there someone there who can play spotter for you, in case you do fuck up?