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[jewpryde]

Dr. Banner is still not back which means I should start looking for other means of gainful employment. I work at Warren's bar some nights and am also taking classes but you know tuition doesn't pay for itself! And so, network, I present to you my resume:

Objective: Obtain a kick ass job using my awesome skill set. Let me micromanage your life (and

Comments

[despicablenerd]

Hmmmm. How do you feel about crime, fish, or banking?

[jewpryde]

I've spent most of my life fighting crime, I like fish, and banking is alright but I'm bad with managing money.

[despicablenerd]

But are you married to that concept? It's just that I find that I'm so much more productive when I'm being micromanaged.

[jewpryde]

Wait.

Are you a villain? Or... something?

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[of_animalia]

Hey. I had to turn into HUGE things, like, four times to eat as many as I did.

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[jewpryde]

And that's why I adore you as much as I do!

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[of_animalia]

So you tell everybody I'm a tool, huh?

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[jewpryde]

Well, you did happily give away my cupcakes. I'm just saying.

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[rock_it_punch]

I would love three hundred cupcakes.

[voice]

[jewpryde]

It was just too much for my boyfriend. Sigh, no appreciation.

[voice]

[rock_it_punch]

I'd appreciate it! I mean, obviously not your boyfriend but my birthday is comin' up ssssoooo...

[voice]

[jewpryde]

I'm never baking three hundred cupcakes ever again.

[bedeviledspider]

That's... a lot of cupcakes.

[jewpryde]

I'm very talented.

[bedeviledspider]

Apparently.

I didn't know it was possible to make that many in one night. Unless you were Bluestreak. I suppose a speeder could do it.

[jewpryde]

I'm not a speedster, sadly. Just very determined.

[batmantled]

Hey, those were some good cupcakes.