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[jewpryde]

Dr. Banner is still not back which means I should start looking for other means of gainful employment. I work at Warren's bar some nights and am also taking classes but you know tuition doesn't pay for itself! And so, network, I present to you my resume:

Objective: Obtain a kick ass job using my awesome skill set. Let me micromanage your life (and

Comments

Voice;

[of_animalia]

Hey. I had to turn into HUGE things, like, four times to eat as many as I did.

Voice;

[jewpryde]

And that's why I adore you as much as I do!

Voice;

[of_animalia]

So you tell everybody I'm a tool, huh?

Voice;

[jewpryde]

Well, you did happily give away my cupcakes. I'm just saying.

Voice;

[of_animalia]

Wouldn't it be selfish for me to keep all of that delicious happiness to myself?

Voice;

[jewpryde]

You love to be selfish! You're a typical only child.

[So is she lol.]

Voice;

[of_animalia]

So are you.

Voice;

[jewpryde]

It's a wonder we get along so well. Good thing we're so adorable.

Voice;

[of_animalia]

We're both toned down by large doses of tragedy. It works.

Also, yes. Adorable.

Voice;

[jewpryde]

Our lives have been fairly tragedy free lately!

Voice;

[of_animalia]

I bet you just jinxed it.

One of us is gonna die, now.

Voice;

[jewpryde]

GAR!!

Jeez. Don't even JOKE.

Voice;

[of_animalia]

Right. Sorry about that.

Voice;

[jewpryde]

Now if I die it's on your conscience.

Voice;

[of_animalia]

Well, shucks.